cjp42

who sits on the subway anyways? you don't know where that seat has been and it's usually someone's bed (at 2am). know the rules of the subway: always stand-up (even on an empty train). don't touch an...

why would an alien spacecraft need a flashing red light? if it were trying to observe without being noticed (i'm guessing, since if it wanted to be noticed it would have done something less subtle), ...

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rats climb in and out of holes in the non-concrete sidewalk in front of my apartment...well, all the time. i have actually seen the same rat in the subway station under the street pop out of the hole...

no "baggie" jeans must mean no pants made out of ziploc baggies. which means 'baggy' jeans are OK...i can get with that...

green-washing alert!...

"Are people going to know they're bike racks?" if it doesn't say "no bikes" in NY, its a bike rack. ...

"the benefits of breast-feeding before and after delivery." now they want to breast-feed BEFORE delivery! jeepers, you give a mouse a cookie......