chopp3r

Adjust your dosage....

Wow. Walking in on that must have been awkward. I would have parlayed that little incident into about ten years of free rent....

Burn!...

I can't get the pictures in the linked article to load--the only one that does is the picture of Amy looking like Ernest Borgnine on a three-day drunk--but a quick perusal of the captions tells me all...

nypd should stomp on your sorry ass I'm saving that particular quote for the next time Felix starts moaning about police brutality....

PETA is horrified that some marginal psychotic is pulling the legs off dead flies , but is apparently OK with their gluing them to their eylids?...

Nobody wants to hear about your fetishes, Felix....

Hah! That's the first thing I thought, too--that logo isn't helping their case any....

As if Brooklynites weren't douchey enough....

I'm surprised he wasn't killed by a tree....

Well, he's still going to prison, so there's still a chance of prison butt-r4pe. There, I said it....

It didn't happen if Felixthecat didn't comment on it....

Sadly, this advanced reasoning is beyond Felix's capacity for critical thought....

And this heroic transit cop that risked life and limb to bring these MONSTERS to justice? Even he didn't think what he witnessed amounted to abuse....

"He [Officer Maloney] said he saw Officer Kern press his baton into Mr. Mineo's buttocks, but also that he did not think it amounted to abuse." There's your star witness right there, Felix....