Gothamist: User Profile: carl

On February 11, 2009 12:10 PM in Valentine's Day May Be the Last Hurrah for Many Restaurants, they said:

So sad to hear about Miracle Grill. Vincente, the bartender just had a baby too!...

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On August 8, 2008 2:16 PM in Adventures in Commuting: Man Falls Through Subway Grate, they said:

"lived to tell the terrifying tale"...what is this? Tales from the Crypt?...

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On July 21, 2008 2:16 PM in Sauteed Pigeon Your Answer to Recession Sustenance?, they said:

this sounds like a modest proposal....

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On July 16, 2008 12:04 PM in Everyone Loves the Story of the Beagle Who Returned, they said:

Homeward Bound would've been such an anti-climactic movei with the existence of microchips....

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On June 20, 2008 4:17 PM in Upstate Man Cuts Hole in Couch For Hiding Space, they said:

JACK BAUER!...

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On June 10, 2008 9:55 AM in Salmonella Scare Forces Tomatoes Off Menu, they said:

Avoid guacamole? Player please......

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On June 10, 2008 9:53 AM in Crib Surprise: Snake Wrapped Around Baby's Leg, they said:

Snakes on a Babe!...

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On June 6, 2008 9:40 AM in Get Your Seat Off the Met Steps, they said:

I know it's a suggested donation but I get lip everytime for it. Usually it's just an awkward stare down but once the register person told me, "You have to give more than that. It's a suggested donati...

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On June 5, 2008 4:39 PM in Lost Brooklyn Dog Found on Long Island!, they said:

Yea, but did Shadow and Sassy make it too?...

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On June 5, 2008 4:36 PM in Get Your Seat Off the Met Steps, they said:

"the abundance of 'pleasant seating space in the museum, including courtyards with art as well as seating.'" Except you've got to shell out 20 bones for that kind of seating!...

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On May 15, 2008 4:00 PM in Name That Space in Williamsburg, they said:

Blue-Footed Booby!...

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On May 7, 2008 9:41 AM in Sponsored Post: What's the best neighborhood bar? , they said:

- Blue & Gold in the East Village - Duck Duck in Williamsburg - Kabin in the East Village - Lucy's in the East Village - The Half King in Chelsea - The Wreck Room in Bushwick...

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On May 1, 2008 9:09 AM in Suicidal Man Takes Hostage at City College, they said:

"I try my best to treat people with respect because thats how i wish to be treated." Those pesky Myspace About Me blurbs always come back to haunt you....

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On April 16, 2008 10:06 AM in Fatal Fall from Shea Stadium Escalator, they said:

Was he wearing crocs?...

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On April 16, 2008 9:06 AM in Clinton for Governor? "Ridiculous," Says Spokesman, they said:

"gubernatorial" - It's not often that word can be used....

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