New York wins cause people don't even say they are from jersey now they say they are from "west new york".LOL...

NY is safe but when these people who live paycheck to paycheck lose their jobs because of a tough economy and their latchkey kids don't get their $300 nike air jordans for christmas they will try to g...

this is what happens when you contract the mob to do construction work. The original WTC took took only 2 years to construct for the first north tower and 3 years for the south tower! if you add in th...

HHAHAHA - I wrote that not only the dow would fall under 10,000 but that W would send us hurtling towards the great abyss. I win!...

why do people eat fast food anyway? they got rid of transfats, which made the food taste good. now it tastes like shit....

Is it latkas, latkes? I remember I got the biggest dirty stare when I said "IS THIS PLACE JEWISH?" to my friend. can't a man ponder...

#2- don't get carried away now. TO is a bigger douche by miles. Plaxico isn't even up to Randy Moss level yet....

I was just there trying to distract suresh. They were watching Moulin Rouge. Goddamn torture if you ask me....

c'mon who's the alternative to bloomie? weiner,no, liu, no. gotbaum, no. Bloomberg is the best choice....

I'm telling you, hold pencil in the navy seal style and downward thrust into eyeball then snap off. Gets em every time....

I eat 3000 calories a day and I'm svelt like hell. Of course i bike the island of manhattan up and down, use my ablounge xl and my pushup pros too. my Infomercial gym works....

Palin is a million times funnier in real life than Fey in her skits! Fey isn't parodying her as much as imitating her....

the year 3088. When the midatlantic knicks of colony 299 finally win!...

you ever wonder if instead of charging George Bush to get Osama Bin Laden we should have charged Osama Bin Laden to get George Bush? The world might have been saved....

they have those white little potato things there that don't taste that good....

You know the scene in the begining of the seminal movie metropolis by fritz lang? the one with the workers filing underground with a slow march towards the death of humanity? I feel that way every mor...

George W is still not done yet. He's got another 3 months in office and he's gonna Git R Done!...

this chick is a very smart gold digger. When the heat is on turn it up even more. Can we say large out of court settlement?...

so there is an entire subclass of people keeping cats around to smell their pee and get high. Now it makes sense. cat lovers are really cat pee lovers....

the saddest part of all this is that the Tina Fey impersonation is probably smarter than the real Sarah Palin impersonation. The sadder part of that is that if you watch George W. Bush in his old deba...