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On July 23, 2010 7:50 PM in Video: Bill Murray Christens Dumpster Pools on Letterman, they said:

Hey Kids, I know this is hard to imagine, but many, many years ago David Letterman was funny! No, seriously!...

On July 19, 2010 9:25 PM in Found: The Script For The Lost SNL Movie, they said:

Considering how god awful the SNL movies that actually get made are, one can only imagine what would happen to one's mind if they read this. Perhaps we have stumbled upon the ideal replacement for wa...

On July 12, 2010 4:14 PM in Jesse Jackson: Cavs Treating LeBron Like "Runaway Slave", they said:

That's the thing with racists, they must shape everything to fit their retarded world view. Pathetic....

On June 30, 2010 1:58 PM in When City Smells Turn Into Odor Violations, they said:

It's one thing when the smell is freshly cooked food, quite another when it is rotten and decaying....

On June 2, 2010 12:38 PM in BP Station Owner Says Vandals Just Don't Understand, they said:

Sarcasm? Rarely works in print form. I learned that in 6th grade....

On May 25, 2010 8:58 PM in Video: Pigeoncide In Pennsylvania, they said:

Ahmadinejad denies the pigeon holocaust is real....

On May 25, 2010 8:54 PM in Owner Of Chimp Who Mauled CT Woman Dies, they said:

Maybe the chimp just arranged for her death to appear natural......

On May 25, 2010 8:49 PM in Advocates Criticize Union Square Park (Some More), they said:

If the dome were concave instead of convex it could be used to set people on fire!...

On April 22, 2010 5:14 PM in ACORN CEO Flames Atlantic Yards' New Millionaire Gadfly, they said:

More pot calling the kettle black (pun not intentional)....

On April 21, 2010 4:42 PM in Bea Arthur's Posthumous PETA Ad, they said:

I imagine Bea is in the defeathering tank herself right about now where she went......

On April 21, 2010 12:54 PM in Missing Florida Boy Found At St. Patrick's Cathedral, they said:

Wasn't there a nice safe whorehouse or drug den they could have left the boy safe at?...

On April 20, 2010 7:18 PM in Second Video Shows Much More of Cop Bike Bodyslam Arrest, they said:

Your eyes are deceiving you, we will tell you what you see. And it works too, all too often. Straight out of the Rodney King incident playbook. We didn't know they were murdering Jews in the concentra...

On April 20, 2010 2:03 PM in Lawyer for Cop Who Bodyslammed Cyclist On Offensive, they said:

This story is a great example of why they should bring back the stocks and tar and feathering. For the lawyer too....

On October 28, 2009 11:54 AM in Washington Square Park Tombstone Revealed, they said:

With swine flu lurking on the sidelines perhaps it would be best not to dig up corpses of people that died of contagious diseases......

On September 20, 2009 12:06 PM in Sad: Kids Don't Learn Cursive Penmanship Anymore, they said:

Speaking is really overrated too. No reason why they shouldn't just grunt and point at things they want....

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