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Uncle Eddie

On October 18, 2008 2:14 PM in McCain Supporter Attacked on East Side Last Month, they said:

Now that's a real subway hero!...

On September 25, 2008 2:18 PM in Vice Cops Shut Down TriBeCa Dungeon, they said:

Your old Uncle Eddie has been spanked more times that he can remember. Never got to stick in, I save that for my fat wife. NYPD should give these ladies a break, go arrest los mets for fucking thei...

On May 22, 2008 4:48 PM in Mystery Line Forms Outside 5th Ave Apple Store, they said:

Hey I-Holes, GET A LIFE...

On May 13, 2008 4:18 PM in Scolds Scuttle Union Hall at CB6 Meeting, they said:

If you ask me you're all acting like a bunch of chuckleheads. All those people who live in Park Slope with the closet queens and lesbo fag hags should move to Queens or Long Island if they want a rea...

On April 13, 2008 9:49 PM in Con Ed Offers Queens Blackout Victims $100 Each, they said:

We're tryin'...

On April 5, 2008 7:37 PM in Not Bizarro World, Just Weekend Subway Service, they said:

The problem is not just the delays from the rerouting, at a certain point the changes feel Kafkaesque in their complexity. The featured map explains how to get around, but it does not detail why this...

On January 11, 2008 11:17 PM in Ship to Shore: Bring More PBR!, they said:

Papercutninja, let's you and me stick an American flag up President Akmonadidjadad's you no where....

On December 17, 2007 12:56 PM in Opinionist: August: Osage County, they said:

Uncle Eddie thinks this play really moved him and this chuckle-head reviewer is being reactionary and trying to stand out from the pack with this review....

On July 30, 2007 3:03 PM in Exploring the Explorers Under the City, they said:

Me and Constantine spend every freakin' day down in a hole and nobody writes an article on us. Typical New York Times bullcrap. Uncle Eddie...

On July 19, 2007 4:50 PM in East Village, L.E.S. on Alert For Serial Sex Attacker, they said:

CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Alright. Everyone needs to come down and stop blaming me and Constantine and all our boys at Con Ed for this. Let's not rule out the possibility of a terrorist attack until all the facts come in. I...

If ya ask me, Bumburg should have to pay me to leave the burbs every day and come into this crack den you people call home. Excuse me, I didn't realize it was some sorta privledge to have ta put up w...

Serves you chuckleheads right! Me and Constantine don't wanna be payin 8 bucks to drive to my damn job workin' for Con Ed. Next thing ya know it'll be a ten bucks just to piss in a hole. Last thin...

On July 9, 2007 11:43 AM in The Subtle Ambiguity of Traffic Cones, they said:

You moved a Con Ed cone and there is a gonna be a big surprise...a BANG!!!! Maybe if you were driving a MADE IN THE USA truck, this wouldnta gone down....

On July 6, 2007 1:18 PM in Manhole Fires Cause Upper East Side Blackout, they said:

See what ya get peanut heads!!! Just like Con Ed embarrassed "I am Slam," we took it to you Upper East Side mongoloids. Don't mess with the power that runs this city or maybe your AC won't be worki...

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