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On July 29, 2008 2:55 PM in NYPD Investigates Cop Videotaped Throwing Cyclist Off Bike, they said:

I think the next time someone pisses me off in the street I'll push them really hard into a light pole and then slam him into a phone booth. But wait, I'd get arrested because I'm not on the force....

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On July 14, 2008 4:20 PM in Bobby Murcer, Yankees Outfielder and Announcer, Dies, they said:

A very, very nice guy... he did a signing at a mall in the 'burbs and I took my brother, who had just broken his arm playing ball. When we got up to the table, he took one look at him and said, "How'd...

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On July 14, 2008 4:16 PM in Seven Blocks of Broadway to Narrow for Esplanade, they said:

Good idea, lousy name. And BTW, legally terrorizing pedestrians will never work. It takes all the fun out of it. ...

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On July 14, 2008 4:14 PM in Grandmother Swears She's No Hooker, Just Asthmatic, they said:

Wasn't that a song by Jeff Beck? "She's not a hooker, she's just asthmatic..."...

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On July 11, 2008 4:27 PM in New Yorkers Flee City for Atlanta, they said:

WHen the going gets tough, the yuppies run like hell. B'bye, don't come back now, y'hear. I've been waiting for something like this, actually. Most of the recent arrivals have never known anythin...

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On July 11, 2008 4:24 PM in Rangel Says His Rent is Fine, Blasts the NY Times, they said:

Oh, for God's sake, leave him alone. He was living on 135th St when none of you white people would go within 40 blocks of that street. What a bunch of self-righteous phonies. ...

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On July 7, 2008 10:24 AM in Last Night's Action: Extra-Inning Heroics, they said:

Hell, if it will help him hit with guys on base, I'll stand under his window in a cone bra and sing "Holiday." ...

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On July 7, 2008 10:21 AM in Rite-Aid Denies Gay P.D.A. Ban, they said:

#2... don't knock it 'till you tried it. :>)...

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On July 7, 2008 7:42 AM in Extra, Extra, they said:

Seconded, Rocknrope. Maybe 80% of her friends are knuckleheads. "Where can I get the Red line?" (When I stop laughing)"You mean the 2/3?"...

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On June 30, 2008 3:18 PM in Florent, Beloved Meatpacking District Oasis, Closes, they said:

It looks like Christine Quinn took care of whatever leftovers there were. (Oh, relax, I'm still voting for her...)...

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On June 26, 2008 9:37 PM in Opinion Poll: NYC Waterfalls, Yay or Nay?, they said:

It's not The Gates. Not even close. ...

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On June 26, 2008 5:15 PM in The Waterfalls are Here!, they said:

Can't it be both?...

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On June 26, 2008 5:12 PM in Supreme Court Rules, 5-4, For Right to Bear Arms, they said:

Should make it easier to arm the cyclists. Gotta fly......

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On June 26, 2008 5:10 PM in NYC Waterfalls from the Water, they said:

As my daughter would say: This is dumb. Yeah, it's art, I'll grant you that. But it's not particularly good art, or inspired art, or moving art (well, the water is moving, but... ) It's like t...

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On June 26, 2008 5:07 PM in The Jane Hotel Offers Up Tiny Rooms, they said:

Wow. You'd have to go outside to change your mind. You put your key in the door and break the window. I'm here 'till Tuesday. ...

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On June 26, 2008 11:05 AM in City Says Many 9/11 Workers Aren't Really Sick, they said:

The victims aren't sick. And Mayor White Bread isn't a total dick, either. ...

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On June 26, 2008 11:02 AM in The Waterfalls are Here!, they said:

... um... and...? ...

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On June 25, 2008 4:36 PM in It's Waterfalls Eve!, they said:

Why is the water white? Because it's all about the tourists, that's why....

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On June 25, 2008 4:31 PM in Clinton Back to Senatoring, McCain (Kind of) Gives Up on New York, they said:

So McCain is down 15 points in NY and he closes and boards up his campaign. Can we make any assumptions now that he's down 15 points in two national polls (Newsweek and LA Times)?...

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On June 25, 2008 12:10 PM in Saturday Night Live Remembers George Carlin , they said:

I've seen Ep 1 a few times before and if you can get past the utter lack of production values its very funny. Every time I see those old episodes it makes the new ones look very depressing. ...

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