TimSPC

I pass that neon sign every day. It's a welcome addition to my commute....

He might have a better shot of getting away with it if he didn't dress like an extra on Boardwalk Empire....

I mean in America. ...

I guess they'll just have to add the Five Hour Energy themselves....

Who cares? They're .8% of the population. ...

A Brooklyn teen was arrested after allegedly robbing a turkey breast on Monday. Is the turkey breast going to press charges?...

He's a really, really awesome guy Yeah, he sounds like an awesome guy who couldn't wait another 25 minutes after flying across the country. ...

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Teddy and I'm here from the Hoboken homeless shelter. We are collecting any donations you may have tonight....

I turned into the parade on Channel 11 last night. Do they do this broadcast every year? Because it was goddamn hysterical. It was just two girls talking. They had no idea who a bunch of the costumes ...

I'm glad Cablevision didn't give in and buy Gothamist....

As long as they leave Teddy alone....

This stupid zombie thing will not die, just like... AWW DAMMIT....

Here's that same location today....

I can't lie. This puts a little bit of a damper on my enjoyment of the devil's buttermilk....

He's running for office and looking out for someone other than himself. Imagine that. I want this guy to at least be Paladino....