Get a job. Oh, that's right. No company is dumb enough to hire you. Good bye....

I guess you're dumb as a post, otherwise you would have been aware that we're talking about adults here, unless you think kids are reading this blog and/or buying Mario Batali lunch totes. Besides, if...

Are you really this dense, or is it just an act? I find it hard to believe anyone is really as dumb as you. Read my lips (or my words): It is illegal for any physician to give a medical diagnosis with...

With baby boomers refusing to grow up/old, how about some good, old fashioned metal lunchboxes instead? Or if none of the prefinished boxes appeal to you, buy the blank metal one and decorate it to yo...

Geez, Snoopy, no wonder nobody wants to hire you. Even McDonalds has higher standards. The writer mentioned "warty bumps" then asked about the possibility of fungal infections. He or she never asked w...

Doesn't the level of care displayed by construction workers everywhere just give you a warm feeling about the safety of whatever building you're in right now?...

And maybe if you actually read the column, you'll see that he never called them warts. Somebody complained about "warty bumps" and asked about the possibility of fungal infections. Dr. Jay never once ...

Although I am a full time blogger now that the job market sucks Don't you mean "full-time commenter on the Gothamist blog"? I find it hard to believe that someone of your impeccable reputation and en...

What, the GOP ignoring the rights and requests of others? Who woulda thunk it?...

"This just demonstrates the link between domestic violence and animal cruelty," said ASPCA Assistant Director Joseph Pentangelo. Well, duh! It's obvious that people who are willing to abuse animals w...

Remakes are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. They just released one of Roger Corman's classic gore-fest Death Race 2000, and it unsurprisingly turns out to be hated by critics and audiences alike. They're...

Is anyone surprised? I challenge anybody to come up with one -- just one -- positive thing that will be part of Dubya's enduring legacy. [3] What do you need a job for? Don't you always say Pb is che...

The only reason they're going to drop the charges is that they know they don't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting a conviction, thanks to that publicly viewable video. They don't give a damn ...

I wouldn't put it past Thor to build a new coaster to compete with the Cyclone just out of spite....

“I pay almost $300 a month for tickets to ride on these buses...and I don’t want to be ridiculed when I have to use my phone. Sometimes, I think people are being treated like we’re in kindergarten." ...

the NYPD are really screwing those guys. NYPD screws everybody. They also screw up everything. Why just the other day, a couple of cops gave me a hard time for taking pictures under the Brooklyn Brid...

Time to put in some "Iron Maiden" turnstiles on both doors of the buses?...

Now I know for a fact that Jake Dobkin is actually ghostwriting these pieces under Jen Carlson's name. Who else would praise a "graf legend"? Legends in their own minds, maybe....

Eek! I've got to toss my American Express Blue because of that tracking chip in it! Or maybe not. Who cares if passports have chips in them? You think the Feds don't already have access to all passeng...

[12] It's because the people who "run" our "security" are utter imbeciles. I could tell you stories that would have you rolling in the aisles for hours. It's job security for them. Any time they can c...