Son of Spam

Police broke the case after they asked him why he was in a Burger King when the McRib was available. He broke down in tears after not being able to think of an answer....

"The plase will be crowdid weth pepol," That kid will never get in to NYU....

I am 100% certain that the Mets would consider Torre. Unfortunately, There is 100% chance Torre would NOT consider the Mets: "I am closing the door on managing the Mets and probably everybody else,"...

I think this is an unnecessary knee-jerk reaction to a couple of losing seasons. With the injuries and bad luck that have happened over the past few seasons, no way should all the fault be put on Mina...

"it not has only been hard on u guys but it has for me too. Oh, yeah, Darrelle, I'm sure it was tough sitting at home in the A/C while your teammates sweated during two-a-days. In fact, I think the J...

"C'mon, smack me again. Go ahead.... I don't give a f--- what anybody wants. I got a lot of money on this game, and I f------ paid for my ticket." If it looks like a douchebag and sounds like a douch...

That's her INSIDE look. Outside, she looked normal....

Lusk was also reportedly offered tickets to a Mets game and invited to meet the team after the game. This is how we treat our heroes? Torturing him with Mets baseball. Don't be surprised is he speed...

Also, why does every article about fare hikes omit the $350K salary of Jay Walder? Are reporters afraid telling the truth will backfire? I think because they realize, as does everyone other than John...

Sorry, TWUers, you can't have it both ways. You can't scream that Station Agents are too important to lay off because they help protect the system from crime and (wink, wink) terrorism, then say that...

The Brooklyn Borscht! The mascot can be a giant beet!...

He can't thump his chest and point to the sky after loading the bases in those cuffs! Talk about keeping the man down....

Conners explained the lack of notice about the capture, "My understanding was that we were waiting to get a few more in that location." They were afraid coyotes have TVs or could read newspapers?...

"If I'm still here by then, just shoot me." Ironically, back in 2008, most of these same employees said that about 2010....

TWU president John Samuelsen released a statement: "This is unacceptable. Something has to be done about this and all careless acts of our members. We will absolutely not allow our drivers to put the...