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I'd be curious to know if the actual rate of crime is any lower in the vicinity of the actual precinct house around the city. In theory, locating the station houses more centrally would make this part...

Or maybe after time #1, you would report it to the proper precinct (or 911). Don't worry, I'm sure there's people "just sitting around the building there too". Because obviously there should be no sit...

Get out of here! You mean to say the lady that drove the wrong way down the parkway and whose blood contained massive amounts of alcohol and marijuana was actually impaired buy said alcohol and drugs ...

Yeah, they're regular Robin Hoods. The fact that they're not sitting on piles of cash makes their predatory illegal actions totally acceptable. I mean, I'm all for screwing the French, but these guys...

Jen- Please drink your coffee before composing these. It's written as if you're still drunk. ...