Rob T Firefly

And consequences will never be the same....

Correction: Assange didn't back out of the hacker conference "after federal agents were spotted there." He had already cancelled his plans to travel to the United States for the event, and a substit...

Well said....

So, so true....

[Insert NYPD joke here.]...

The last time I wrote a story featuring a super-powered me as the main character fighting bad guys, I was around six and had just seen a "Superman" film in the theater. What's this Mary-Sue's excuse?...

How long ago was this? Because 20-30 years ago Joan Rivers had a whole schtick making fun of the kind of person Joan Rivers is now....

RTFA. Frank was making his rent just fine before LMS Realty unceremoniously told him he was being kicked out. It wasn't until later on that LMS offered Frank the option of staying with a raised rent...

LMS Realty purchased the building above 167 Ninth Ave. a few years back, with the high-end bakery La Bergamote already in the space adjacent to Frank’s Deli. According to Raul Escarza of LMS, a chain ...

If Ikea's food is anything like their bookshelves, this fellow's digestive system will unexpectedly collapse in upon itself if the cat ever jumps onto his belly....

The paramedics didn't help her before it was too late. The autopsy didn't happen until it was too late. Is anyone taking numbers on how much time will pass until they manage to get the poor woman bu...

There are celebrity announcements on the LIRR. It was bland enough to begin with, but things took a slightly surreal turn when the railroad decided to start transcribing the celebrity messages onto t...

Congrats!...

I think you're referring to telephone kiosks rather than actual, classic, door-having, Superman-clothes-changing, Bill-and-Tedding phone booths....

I have a spare bathroom closet I'm not really using. I'll consider all sensible offers from wealthy eccentrics who wish to dismantle it and set it up in Hooterville somewhere....