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• Commented on Despite Gay Brothers, State Sen. Diaz Still Anti-Gay Marriage
  I was about to say the exact same thing....
• Commented on Video: Vox Pop Statue of Liberty Heist Ends In Ritual Beheading
  Clearly, the owner of the nearby Connecticut Muffin isn't pleased about Vox Pop's reopening, and is trying to send a message....
• Commented on Westboro Church Comes to West Village to Protest Gays, Jews
  I wish it was okay to start turning a fire hose on these people. Not that I like wasting water or anything, but those things hurt a lot....
• Commented on <em>Caddyshack</em> Quote Worked Into Judge's Ruling Against Giuliani
  I have nothing to add, really, except: NOONAN!!!...
• Commented on Authorities Look For Sicko Who Burned Kittens In Drawer
  The only proper punishment for the waste of blood who did this is to have him/her set on fire. It's only fair. Poor kitties. :(...