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Have you bought popcorn at a movie theatre lately? He's just asking for his money back....

I cured it by shaving their heads last year. People might not consider it for girls, but it's natural, organic, and takes 5 minutes....

Lots of these tourist types pass gass in our stores. Storeowners need to be able to let the bad air out....

Sounds like a setup for a Law & Order episode. How very meta....

They look cuter than they taste. Recipe: buy a box of cake mix, a can of frosting, and some cones. Make them. Here's the problem--the cones go totally stale in about an hour....

I always thought that the assistants and managers were in charge of keeping drugs handy for stars? At least...that's how I plan to delegate the task when I'm famous....

If the bike path is gay or not...can't everyone just love & accept it for the bike path that it is?...

and yet...they find it perfectly OK for tourists to slop around in their Crocs and fanny packs. If looking fierce is a crime...lock me up!...

Not that I'm asking for any particular reason--but what happens if someone with crabs sits on a chair with bedbugs?...

I'm starting a petition about the Duane Reade on my block. It's like...a block until the next drugstore. And I need some Brown Betty....

If it happened within the past 24 hours, the rat is surely still on line....