Muscley Armed Paper Boy
- Location: New York, NY
- Job: Film/TV Production
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EVERY cell phone these days has a speakerphone function, even if you're too poor or cool to wear a bluetooth headset....
Who has the energy to masturbate at 6am?...
"Alardo proudly says the medics "treat me like a king"" Yes, like a king that shits his pants. Where's Patrick Bateman when you need him?...
The best part of the Post article: Says the cab driver: "What am I going to do with the iPod? There's no ear phones!" Reminds me of the time I had a remote control with no batteries and couldn't wat...
When I'm elected President, I am going to form a special Task Force that will roam the streets, capturing homeless people on sight and locking them up indefinitely so they cannot be a nuisance or dang...
"He had no respect for us." Who's dancing at this club, Rodney Dangerfield? "The other I night I was stripping at the club. I took my top off, a guy in the audience gave me a $20 to it back on. Bo...
It would be funny if they were just killing each other, but they are now going after humans. I don't think these kids have a "5-year plan." The easiest way to earn "bling" is to get a job and cash t...
If a 15 year old Brooklyn girl is attacking you, just punch her in her pregnant stomach!...
"A few years ago, a man in Texas...ran his scam in a storage facility" Now if you'll just lay back on the U-Haul box and spread your legs we can get started....
He was driving a GMC Envoy? And a 2006?!? I guess $450 mill isn't worth what it used to be. I know he was probably trying to keep up appearances but c'mon, live a little....
Ahh, the annual Could Break Into A Riot At Any Time Parade, my favorite!...
#7 drewo- I was being completely serious, not trying to make light. Just saying that, I know people do stupid things but why would you do PCP while driving? Why not do it while you're hanging out on...
I can't think of a worse time to light up a PCP-laced cigarette than when you're driving 100 MPH. ...
OMG, it's about time! It's been 17 years but FINALLY we have a governor in office who believes in justice for the people. Next stop, Remy Ma! (and please don't forget about poor Shyne)....
Jacque- huh? you mean..wha? don't get it. I'm not asian (or was that the joke? oh well.) I just hate it when people defend criminals who are obviously guilty. Who cares why they did it? ...
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