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Muscley Armed Paper Boy

  • Location: New York, NY
  • Job: Film/TV Production
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EVERY cell phone these days has a speakerphone function, even if you're too poor or cool to wear a bluetooth headset....

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"Alardo proudly says the medics "treat me like a king"" Yes, like a king that shits his pants. Where's Patrick Bateman when you need him?...

On January 21, 2009 2:48 PM in Cabbie Doesn't Want iPod, Wants Fare, they said:

The best part of the Post article: Says the cab driver: "What am I going to do with the iPod? There's no ear phones!" Reminds me of the time I had a remote control with no batteries and couldn't wat...

On July 23, 2008 12:45 AM in Sunnyside Resident Says Neighborhood Crawling with Derelicts, they said:

When I'm elected President, I am going to form a special Task Force that will roam the streets, capturing homeless people on sight and locking them up indefinitely so they cannot be a nuisance or dang...

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