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Commented on Brief Crackdown on Drivers Using Cell Phones Starts Tonight
EVERY cell phone these days has a speakerphone function, even if you're too poor or cool to wear a bluetooth headset....
Commented on Seen: Another Suspected Subway Pervert
Who has the energy to masturbate at 6am?...
Commented on Homeless Use Ambulances As Car Service, ERs As Hotels
"Alardo proudly says the medics "treat me like a king"" Yes, like a king that shits his pants. Where's Patrick Bateman when you need him?...
Commented on Cabbie Doesn't Want iPod, Wants Fare
The best part of the Post article: Says the cab driver: "What am I going to do with the iPod? There's no ear phones!" Reminds me of the time I had a remote control with no batteries and couldn't watch...
Commented on Sunnyside Resident Says Neighborhood Crawling with Derelicts
When I'm elected President, I am going to form a special Task Force that will roam the streets, capturing homeless people on sight and locking them up indefinitely so they cannot be a nuisance or danger to decent, upstanding citizens....