Mott the Hoople

you still don't get it. i was making a mockery. you're the one making assumptions. don't take everything at face value. i imagine you would have learned that in grad school, if not in undergrad. pax t...

you're not paying close enough attention. saying "deeper hit of the bong" implies i was hitting a bong, when indeed you're responding negatively because i profess an anti-bongripping stance. it's like...

i thought of a solution: stop programming obsolescence into the product. less trash. less trash pickup. but i guess some american manboy-genius in a suit probably brought that up already....

honestly, i'm less appalled with the idea of rabbis laundering money than with the apparent reality that they're now letting longhairs pass the bar exam. i mean, let's get real here, people. these spi...

i predict that your edgy big city coffee shop will fail within...let's say, the first 6-12 months, and when it does you will try to hawk the faux-experimental art you'd hung on the walls of the doomed...

well, i think this demonstrates vividly the necessary and inescapable evils of public bbq-ing, or of picnicing in general. the parks are not your kitchen or dining room! just go eat in a restaurant li...

that's so true about the "god's will part." that passage in the new testament where paul speaks to the ephesians about the freakish wonder of the bearded girl and the faceless pig and the crocodilian ...

you're high out of your mind. people who drink on the road or people who smoke whatever–crack,dirty dirty meth, tobacco, pot–should be locked up. end of story. we should have no tolerance for drugs. t...

it means your mom is an idiot, and you should tell her to stop drinking martinis before noon and have some goddamn crackers or something because she's spilling vermouth all over the apartment and that...

"feeling of superiority"? so you exercise your body and consume moderately to satisfy your unaddressed psychological fixation with domination, not to achieve a balanced relation in and with the existi...

so i realize no one's going to read this anymore (because the 'news' is just about as disposable as toilet paper) but i just wanted to issue a 'fuck you' to your blighted, mis-informed, provincial ide...

i'm confused. i thought this country was pro-bombing? maybe i'm just imagining things, but i seem to remember once or maybe twice...something about a bomb and a naked baby on fire? too bad kyle's a mi...

it's called stick n' poke. i know this might come as a shock to you, but folks have been getting tattoos before money existed. yeah, no joke....

DJs? are you like 80 yrs old or something? you know nothing of punk. (and by the way, I have actually talked with some of these so-called punks, and wouldn't you know it, a lot of them spend their day...

So I understand that this pressing issue has already been debated ad nauseum by the bored cubicle set, but I couldn't refrain from throwing in my essentially worthless two cents. Ok. First off, how ab...