MisterTissue

So FDNY brings cats back to life while NYPD lets 11 year old girls die of asthma attacks, eh?...

Up by Washington Heights I can tell you it's normally overrun with hobos and crackheads, too....

Chicago Pizza vs. New York Pizza is a matter of personal taste, but the superiority of Chicago hot dogs is absolutely undeniable and a matter of solid fact....

Man, you'd think as trained professionals, managers at a strip club wouldn't be susceptible to the, "No, seriously, I think this stripper REALLY likes me" fallacy....

Why the hate on kids coming from out of town? New York has always been a destination...and all competitive universities draw from outside their specific region. I'm so tired of this "Who's New York ...

Mariano Rivera!!! How could you, Mo?!...

Not much proofreading, eh? I'm pretty sure the restaurant was in BROOKLYN, not Broolyn and that the tourist was FROM Oklahoma, though she may have been an ardent supporter of The Sooner State, so she...

11:34 AM you post this. Bet you were at work while you did. Did you do it from the break room, or from right at your desk?...

From City Room: Shannon Maggio, a 32-year-old visitor from New Orleans, was on the 16th floor of the nearby Edison Hotel, in a room facing the Marriott, with both windows open, when she heard yelling...

Yeah, we ain't real New Jerseyites or Long Islanders or Westchesterites at all. C'mon...everyone hates the Yankees...it's what makes you smug pricks proud....

Well then, back to opera, caviar, and in-breeding for you, you genteel, noble soul....

Treatment, eh? Maybe this is all one big beer-goggles fiasco....

What of the last two years would make you assume that a hedge fund manager was in the slightest smart?...

Machine politics? New York municipal pols are kittens. Move to Chicago...turning over term limits with the help of city council ain't nothing compared to single-handedly destroying an airport in the...

I call bullshit. Our debt is more due to the two unwinable, poorly planned, dumbass wars Cap'n Crawford, Texas got us into. Tell me that giving everyone healthcare isn't a better use of money than m...