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On November 11, 2009 5:06 PM in Oprah Amazed At Spirit, Resilience Of Chimp Mauling Victim, they said:

Ain't no friggin' way I'm clicking over to her pictures. I already have the video of that Lebanese kid who's head split in half haunting my nightmares. I don't need Faceless Chimp Lady on top of that....

On November 11, 2009 5:04 PM in Oprah Amazed At Spirit, Resilience Of Chimp Mauling Victim, they said:

Kill yourself....

On June 8, 2009 11:57 AM in Williamsburg in Crisis: Parents Sending Less Money!, they said:

Mea culpa for making that a reply when it clearly was no such thing....

On June 8, 2009 11:55 AM in Williamsburg in Crisis: Parents Sending Less Money!, they said:

Has anyone else noticed that whenever someone rises up in hot, bothered consternation about articles plying hipster stereotypes, it's never in actual defense of the hipsters, only in derision of the a...

On June 4, 2009 9:27 AM in NYC Safest U.S. Big City According To '08 Crime Report, they said:

How jaded are we that only one person so far had anything close to resembling a positive response? "The police are fixing the numbers!" "The police are authoritarian!" "What about white-collar?!" (in...

On April 30, 2009 12:40 PM in Craigslist Killer Suspect Dumped By Fiancee, they said:

I had the exact opposite reaction as moocow. Why she didn't dump him as soon as the detectives uttered the words, "Your fiance has been arrested on suspicion of..." is baffling. ...

On March 19, 2009 2:25 PM in Dyed Hands Give Serial Bank Robber Away, they said:

Do you think he was red his rights? Wait, wait... A dyed-in-the-wool idiot, if you ask me. Hang on... Sounds like he was dyeing to get busted. *jazz hands*...

On January 26, 2009 3:39 PM in Haley Joel Osment Exposed As Snowy Penis Vandal?, they said:

"And the tiny hairs on your arm, you know when they stand up? That's them. When they get mad... it gets cold."...

On January 16, 2009 6:18 PM in Going Out of Business: Circuit City to Liquidate, they said:

"Loyal customers"? ...

On September 30, 2008 11:02 AM in The MP3 Experiment Invaded Governor's Island, they said:

At this point, IE could commit itself to handing out hot meals to starving homeless children, and I'd still condemn it as hipster nonsense. They've been shrill, annoying aren't-we-so-in-your-face-and-...

On August 29, 2008 10:12 AM in Williamsburg's Stabbings, Spike in Crime, they said:

Agreed with the above. Once you wander a few streets away from the Bedford and Lorimer stops, the hipster quotient falls away sharply and used-CD stores give way to Latin music stores. I lived on Sout...

On August 29, 2008 10:05 AM in Seriously Eating New York, they said:

What is the market for this? New Yorkers would never buy a guide that was so patronizing, it assumed they somehow weren't aware of Katz's, and what are out-of-towners going to do within besides turn t...

On August 26, 2008 12:18 PM in Craigslist Ad Lures Man to Death, they said:

Stupid people dying in stupid ways...what's NOT funny about this?...

On August 25, 2008 11:25 AM in Craigslist Ad Lures Man to Death, they said:

Hahahaha. *wipes tear from eye* Ha! HAHAHAHA!...

On August 25, 2008 11:23 AM in Two Die During Long Island Boat Race, they said:

Seriously. If you choose to climb into a paper-thin fiberglass shell and rocket around on water at 100 mph, don't expect me to shed any tears when this plan goes horrendously awry. I have as much sym...

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