Gothamist: User Profile: Matt Joyce

On August 5, 2010 3:46 PM in DOB Official Apprehends Wife Beater On Grand Central Parkway, they said:

You don't?...

On August 3, 2010 2:21 PM in Are Brooklyn Raccoons Facing Shocks, Euthanization?, they said:

We wrote that whole second amendment piece into the constitution for this EXACT reason. Well that and fighting tyranny... but also the god damned raccoons. Woodchucks too. ...

Comments

On August 3, 2010 2:19 PM in Stay In The Loop With Gothamist Daily, they said:

We have the second amendment, FOR THIS VERY REASON....

Comments

On August 3, 2010 12:02 PM in Diabetic Man Almost Dies During Subway Etiquette Arrest, they said:

My personal opinion of the MTA police is that they are scum of the earth and should all be in prison. The only time I have ever been effectively robbed on the Subway or made to feel unsafe was by an ...

Comments

On August 3, 2010 12:00 PM in Diabetic Man Almost Dies During Subway Etiquette Arrest, they said:

My personal opinion of the MTA police is that they are scum of the earth and should all be in prison. The only time I have ever been effectively robbed on the Subway or made to feel unsafe was by an ...

Comments

On July 29, 2010 6:07 PM in Aww, Chelsea Clinton's Future Ex-Con Dad-In-Law Speaks, they said:

Nothing I have read or seen to date lends any contrary proof to the amounting evidence that senators are dumber than bricks....

Comments

On July 27, 2010 4:19 PM in Infamous EMT Will Get Full-Honor Funeral, they said:

From what I read of the event, as in... actual facts not ZOMG NEWS DRAMATIZATION, the guy literally did nothing wrong. He called in the problem and did his job. He wasn't on duty as an EMT, he didn'...

Comments

On July 21, 2010 2:30 PM in Statue Of Liberty Evacuated Due To Smoke Condition, they said:

waiting for a pot joke......

Comments

On July 21, 2010 1:01 PM in Full-body Imaging Scanners Coming to JFK, La Guardia Soon, they said:

I will opt out of these. I'd opt out of the entire TSA if I could. They are destroying America. ...

Comments

On July 19, 2010 3:39 PM in New York's Southern Heat, they said:

The southern hemisphere of our planet has an inverted set of seasons from the northern part. Thus people wearing coats during the world cup in south africa. Grow a brain moran....

Comments

On July 15, 2010 4:13 PM in BP Says Oil Well Fully Capped, Leak Fully Contained, they said:

Obama's only hope of winning the reelection now is for the Republican party to run Sarah Palin against him....

Comments

On July 15, 2010 3:08 PM in Just Who Steve Jobs Wanted To Hear From: Chuck Schumer!, they said:

Still no word on repealing section 1706 of the Tax Reform Act. Way to suck at life chuck....

Comments

On July 12, 2010 4:02 PM in Become a Meter Maid and Park For Free!, they said:

I've been suggesting for years that we put forth a bill that made it legal to hunt traffic police. They have over populated, and are now moving from a public nuisance to a dangerous menace. Culling ...

Comments

On July 7, 2010 12:33 PM in 4 Glocks Gone After Airline Loses Netanyahu Security Luggage, they said:

Oh christ, now the TSA is armed. ...

Comments

On July 6, 2010 5:22 PM in After 53 Year Break, Queen Elizabeth Visits United Nations, they said:

Throw her tea in the harbor! Down with King George II!...

Comments