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On October 30, 2009 3:24 PM in Man Named Ates Uses The "Morbidly Obese" Defense, they said:

Everybody knows that guns don't kill people. Fat kills people. And this guy is really fat. Q.E.D. Guilty....

On August 18, 2009 10:14 PM in News Flash? Poor New Yorkers Don't Trust Banks, they said:

And this is why some poor people get poorer. But JacqueM is right. Cash is king, until the corner drug dealer breaks in and steals all your money under the mattress, your idiot nephew having tipped hi...

On August 3, 2009 11:44 PM in Plax Awaits To See If Grand Jury Is Receptive To His Plea, they said:

Big deal. So the grand jury indicted a ham sandwich again. This is NOT news. It just means he gets to go to trial--and win. Because ... what exactly did he do that is so wrong? Oh, he injured himself ...

On July 23, 2009 3:06 PM in Should Hot Dogs Have Warning Labels?, they said:

One of the biggest health problems plaguing Americans is the paultry consumption of animal blood, cheek, heart, kidney, lip, marrow, stomach (tripe), sweetbread, tail, tongue, trotter, and all other m...

On June 25, 2009 11:20 AM in Thousands Visit Rabbi's Grave In Queens, they said:

Never underestimate the power of symbolic gestures. For instance, pouring beer on a the ground for dead hommies ... and ... yeah ... you know where I am going with this, scatologically speaking....

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