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Lautaro

  • Name: Rudy
  • Location: Forest Hills, Queens
  • Job: File Clerk
  • Tell us about yourself: Toiling in obscurity, when not compulsively reading Gothamist.
On May 6, 2010 10:46 AM in Can The Pigeon Pill Save Us From A Birdemic?, they said:

Holy crap. Wow....

On May 6, 2010 10:10 AM in Queens Co-op Residents Criticize Pet Policy, they said:

$100 a year?!? That's pretty awesome, considering my co-op charges somewhere closer to $400 a year just to have a pet. It does make me wonder what the specific laws are regarding co-ops and fees. A...

On April 16, 2010 1:13 PM in "Terror Plot" Imam Must Leave Country, they said:

If you watch 24, then you know you're supposed to get the president to sign the full immunity deal BEFORE you help the government out. Duh....

On April 15, 2010 5:27 PM in Judge: Man Can't Rent Vacation Home Near Ex-Wife, they said:

This is a really sad love story....

On April 14, 2010 1:11 PM in Colbert Downs KFC Double Down, they said:

"Does the child eat zhis to forget zat he iz decaying?"...

On April 6, 2010 6:03 PM in Lawyer Stole from Clients to Pay Blackmailer, they said:

Jaya, your comic timing gave me something to finally laugh about today, e.g., "His attorney claims Bernstein stole the money to pay off a woman who was threatening to have him disbarred for lying. The...

On April 5, 2010 5:00 PM in Brooklyn Quadruple Amputee Gets Bionic Arm, they said:

I find the advancements that have been made in prosthetic technology to be amazing, but a little scary, too. The whole "thought-response" bionic arm is really a wonder of science. I still don't know...

On April 5, 2010 1:33 PM in Pit Bull Mauls Toddler in Bensonhurst Apartment, they said:

Secret Drug Trade Weapon Dog!!!! I think I just found the name to my hipster indie-underground rock band....

On April 2, 2010 2:00 PM in Malkovich Mad Over Madoff Investment, they said:

Dear Gothamist Writers, Your collective mental cinematic reference library is the best. Sincerely, Lautaro...

On April 1, 2010 2:27 PM in Cruelest April Fool's Joke So Far: In-N-Out Coming to NYC, they said:

Those are good burgers, Walter....

On April 1, 2010 1:10 PM in Cruelest April Fool's Joke So Far: In-N-Out Coming to NYC, they said:

When I first read this article, I thought: "Wowwwww, that's messed up- I'd loooove for In-N-Out to open up here because their burgers are awesome!" Then I thought about the unemployed people who migh...

On March 31, 2010 9:37 AM in Man Jumps To Death From Empire State Building, they said:

It's strange how suicidal people, who often times feel like they've failed at life, can carry their last act out with so much dogged determination. And if no one else is going to give you props Jen...

On February 24, 2010 4:42 PM in Upper East Side Home To City's Safest Blocks, they said:

[after the fire drill] Chas: Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We're all dead. Burned to a crisp. ...

On February 23, 2010 5:10 PM in Last Night's Action: So Much for Offense, they said:

Jeez, guys. Lighten up a little. It's a new season for the next 27 games. They just played together for the first time 3 days ago. T-Mac didn't even play for 60 minutes this season before he got t...

On February 23, 2010 5:04 PM in Astor Jury Rashomon: Juror Denies Claims Of Intimidation, they said:

Hard to believe adults are involved. And love the Law & Order art, jen!...

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