JenChungsBaby

Memo to Julie Bank: Now you HAVE to hire me to do your PR! ...

The Yankees' current offer (which we should even know about at this point because it should be kept private) is way more than fair. He'd still be the best paid middle infielder in the game. Let him ...

They'd need a pack of coyotes on 95th bet Columbus and Amsterdam. ...

Never believe anything a municipal union tells you....

Seriously. You sound like the inspiration for the sequel to the movie Seven. (Eight?)...

He probably turned down Carlson's offer of a scrunchee and a used coloring book....

I would give you a pack of gum for the ticket, which I would then give away to a homeless person....

Whoops! jaycjay I almost left the door wide open for him....

I have to be specific so that designated Gothamist fact-checker jayclay doesn't jump in and try to correct me....

The rest of us just call it ugly....

SIX hands and they still missed the bottom part?...

Nice drive-by picture of Coney Island Hospital there Gothamist. Did someone roll down the window on the Belt near Ocean Parkway and stick the camera out? They cut off the bottom 4-5 floors....

I like to ride wearing a kilt with no underwear. Where do I sign up?...

Just admit that thefacts' girlfriend is more badass than you. It's OK. That's why you need to hang out with MMA fighters but she can afford to hang out with thefacts. ...

Sadly, you can be the world's most conscientious pedestrian, biker, driver, whatever and still wind up dead because some douche bag is checking his email....