Bye bye asshole. See ya' in Attica, dick....

Another strategy is to just ignore a ticket until you get the collection notice in the mail. Then you write back and say that you've never seen the ticket before and you were unaware that it existed ...

Wasn't she on the board of one of his so-called charitable foundations that did nothing but take money to finance his high-spending ways? And didn't she also benefit from some of that money that stol...

I had my first ride in a Prius cab the other day and the driver and I talked about the airport issue. He said he has no problem getting two people with luggage into the car. More than two people tho...

This sounds like a job for Sal Sharpton! ...

The only traffic agent I ever wanted to punch was one that gave me a ticket for double parking in Queens. I came up on him while he was writing the ticket and was as nice as I could be (I knew I was ...

Big deal, I have the Jewish version. It's an old guy with a yamulke who's looking straight up at the sky. You spin the orange on his nose to get the juice out. My grandmother gave it to me along wi...

To prepare my kid for NYC public schools I've been making sure he logs as much time as possible playing Wolfenstein, Doom, Duke Nukem, Unreal, Counterstrike, Half-Life, Quake and Call of Duty. But it...

BTW, I know Iris Weinshall and she's definitely not [exclusively] gay. Bi, maybe, I don't know. But not completely gay. So if she ain't getting it from Chuck then she's getting it somewhere else....

I doubt very, very much that the man is gay. I've met him a few times and he really didn't seem gay to me (though my gaydar is not very highly developed). He's on record as having dated some hot chi...

Weiner bangs hotter chicks than any of the other potential mayoral candidates. I'd vote for him just for that....

I've called the 78th Precinct 24 times this morning to report people matching that description. They just told me to stay where I am and that they're coming over to see me personally. I think they'r...

I just canceled my home delivery because they couldn't get the delivery part right. You'd think with the problems they're having that they'd at least try to deliver the paper to the actual front door...

According to that picture it's raining in Levittown. At least they don't have to worry about flooded basements....

Never mind second hand cancer. Anyone ever think that maybe this will help some of these drug addicts to NOT become addicted to nicotine in the first place?...

Man, that Allianz place is almost uglier than the Nets arena! No offense, just my opinion of course, but give me a classic brick stadium any day. I like the way Allianz can be lit up but that's abou...

Almost all of Gehry's stuff is fugly. I see the Mets' new stadium all the time and it's a classic retro design, so much nicer than the crap Gehry turns out. In 20 years people will look at the Nets ...

Bloomberg said that with the MTA's $10 billion budget it should be able to cut five percent somewhere without affecting service. Has a truer statement ever been spoken?...

Did he hit him with a collapsable chair? He probably didn't like having a real bottle thrown at him after spending years playing with fake ones while pretending to be an athlete....

The jeweler was killed in what the FBI thinks may have been a FBI hit?????????? What????? C'mon Jen. Read the Daily News story this morning for a good take on it. My feeling is that he was filled ...