HowBoutDemCowboys

Now that the caption under the pic was changed, thanks to my expert eye, my previous comment is moot....

When did Jay-Z get a makeover to look like Mos Def?...

Maybe the sword is possessed and cries out for blood. If he took it from a Masons meeting, there's just no telling what kind of black magic is infused in it. ...

Thanks, I was wondering about both. It's messed up the doctor could be practicing again. ...

Who's the bigger douche, the guy who put up the Craigslist ad, or the regional blog that highlighted it?...

If God/Allah/Jehovah/(insert name here) says it's cool, it's cool. Didn't Muhammed have a 6 year old bride that he consummated when she was 9? ...

I don't facebook, but I would totally vote for Cookie Monster to host SNL. Gotta be as good, or better than, ScoJo....

For $72 an hour, they better do more than just wax your balls......

Whatever happened to that dentist whose obstetrician carved intials into her stomach?...

Every human suffers because of those whose very existence is against our nature. It may seem like I'm reaching, but when you look at it on the most primal level, Felix is a traitor to the human race....

Everyone suffers because of you. The bravest person on the planet suffers because of you and it has nothing to do with courage, jackass. I pray for the day that your reading comprehension skills are u...

Or the Quran....

I'd rather see a picture of the jeweler....

D'ough!...

Viktor's uncle, Fuhgedda Bout says, "Hey, yo, whachoo gonna do? He's mades his bed, now he's gots to lies in it, ya know?"...