Doctor Memory

So close, yet... wait, actually, not close at all. The cable cos signed their own death warrant the moment they deployed the first cable modem. Between Hulu, iTunes and bittorrent, the only thing ho...

Click through to the Post article. Gothamist took a straightforward story and made it completely incomprehensible by trying (and failing) to be snarky....

Gothamist's summary is lousy even by their standards. She's claiming that the sex charges were made up after she tried to blow the whistle on CUNY admitting unqualified and underage students into her...

Wow, there's a new bar set for self-destructive stupidity: wearing a keffiyeh while setting out to go trespassing in the subway. (I totally sympathize with anyone who wants to go see this, but seriou...

I've got a better idea: fuck these people. Seriously. What, precisely, has the NYC taxi monopoly done to warrant a government-mandated raise? Increased their service? Improved their fleets? Provi...

Aha, that makes a lot more sense....

Isn't Sane dead? Regardless, this is pretty fucking awesome. I'd give my eyeteeth for a walkthrough....

A-fucking-men. If we can ship them off to the same island, all the better....

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake” – Napoleon...

At last, New York is free of the scourge of marijuana! ...oh, wait. Funny story......

I really, really wish that these people would crack open an encyclopedia, look up "Sufi", and think for a second about what Sufism's likely relationship to the murderous-maniac wing of Islam is likely...

Oy. Me, I just spot myself half a cup of black coffee in the morning. It's not like it's going to make me less hungry or thirsty, and it's hard to ponder atonement when you're unconscious. (Then ag...

Yeah, I'd give my eyeteeth to know the full story of what happened with that investigation. If (and maybe that's a big if) the reports were accurate, he all but walked into the stationhouse and said ...

Fox's killer was found very quickly. He was not, however, prosecuted....

As long as she never breeds again, I could give a fuck what she eats....