Chilkin Bilskits

"may not get his client off" i see what you did there...

I guess they didn't have color cameras WAY BACK in the 90s! It was a simpler time......

"You have your hair on backwards" is fucking hilarious. I am L'ing O L in real life over here....

who's got more street cred... park slope residents or upper east side residents? aren't they the same genre of douche these days? that's a rhetorical question....

Oh I'm so sorry I didn't use the proper nomenclature when describing your silly hat! You (bikers... oh wait, pardon me I'm profoundly sorry... I mean CYCLYSISTS) people as a whole are overly sensitive...

So says the silly hat and pants wearing asshole. You're the reason your people get punched in the face for being assholes....

What is it with you bikers anyway? I can't even walk across West Dr. into the park without getting sneered at by you silly hat and pants wearing assholes. ...

LET'S BLAME SOMEONE! IMEDIATELY! AFTER ONLY THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF INFORMATION IS AVAILABLE! BLAME SOMEONE!...

did he waive his right to a grand jury or not?...

as if i needed another reason to hate try too hard brooklyn uber hipsters...

love the terminator reference!...

next time i'm with a hooker i plan on asking if i can micturate on her. ...

Arby's! Fuck yes! What it's in Brooklyn? Why does Brooklyn get all the cool shit? Come to Manhattan and we'll talk....

hotdog in a hallway imo...

maybe it was a dog, mightyboognish. that's what i say to myself when i see fecal matter in odd places. "maybe it was a dog" i say. "maybe that's NOT human poo" i wonder aloud to myself. i feel my n...