Chasmlasher

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• Commented on Patrick Pogan, Alleged Cyclist Bodyslammer, Indicted
  FUCK YOU PATRICK POGAN you fucking DOUCHEFUCK!!!...
• Commented on Yankee Stadium Won't Stop Potty Trips In 7th Inning Stretch
  I may just leave the country because I don't like baseall....
• Commented on Sue Simmons Drops F-Bomb On-Air (Though Off-Camera)
  Can you imagine Sue Simmons off camera? I mean if you're an anchor for this long, forced NOT to curse, that's ALL you do when the camera's not on you. There was probably an extra stirring rod in her mocha...
• Commented on A Bigger Brooklyn Building From Bruce Ratner
  "An" bigger building?...
• Commented on Open House Robbery Suspects Plan to Plead Not Guilty
  They were clepto-yogi-pill-poppers with a passion for poop. I applaud the widespread coverage of this hilarious holiday caper....