Captain Morgan

Recent Actions

• Commented on Report: Fire Caused 7 World Trade Center Collapse
  Sinchy and Shinobi Shaw please remove all reproductive organs, your genes are no longer needed in the pool. Thank you, goodnight....
• Commented on Gay Marriage is Just Hours Away in California
  zzzzzzzzzzzzz..... huh? what? .... Oh yeah, gay marriage, sure, been doin' it fer years in Boston. Just waiting for the rest of the country to catch up. Thanks for playing....
• Commented on Missing Hedge Fund Swindler Wanted by Authorities
  Lamest suicide note (real or otherwise) EVER. Also I wondered about the "driving himself to prison" bit....
• Commented on Alain Robert Scaled the NY Times Building
  6:07 there is now a second person climbing the NY Times building....
• Commented on Subway Series Starts Tonight...Does Anyone Care?
  Mediocre *clap clap, clap clap clap*...