Gothamist: User Profile: Buck Owens

On December 5, 2009 8:40 PM in Billy Joel's Daughter Hospitalized After Overdose, they said:

Hell, if I had to listen to her dad's music all the time I would commit suicide as well. ...

On November 12, 2009 4:08 PM in For 5 Years, Maclaren Knew Strollers Were Amputating Fingers, they said:

I can feel my 15 femtoseconds of infamy slipping already. Who would have ever thunk I'd be the subject of ridicule amongst the plebes of New York. ...

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On July 16, 2009 12:22 PM in Os Gemeos Mural Complete, Dedications Added, they said:

Hopefully the Almighty Darwin will send these "tampons" to the same place Dash Snow is in now....

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On July 16, 2009 12:12 PM in Do NOT Read If Eating: Most Revolting Dining Story EVER, they said:

Dash Snow would have called this stunt "performance art"!...

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On July 16, 2009 11:54 AM in Dash Snow Remembered By New York, they said:

As an artist myself, I can attest to the fact that I am not jealous in anyway, shape or form of his bedbug infested subsistence, the deplorable Polaroids, the filthy friends, and that grubby Allman Br...

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On July 13, 2009 10:07 AM in Another UES Attack Could Play Into Alarming New Stats, they said:

Does anyone know what hospital Michael Doane is currently in to send cards and flowers to?...

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On July 11, 2009 7:51 PM in Teen Arrested After Slew of UES Gay-Bashing Robberies, they said:

I used to work with Michael Doane, I wish for his speedy recovery....

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On February 12, 2009 9:21 AM in NYC Condoms Using Facebook to Get in Your Pants, they said:

Just remember that about 18% of black and Hispanic men in New York City have HIV and most do not even know they have it. It's a pandemic. Cucarachita, you best get tested too! ...

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On February 5, 2009 5:37 PM in Madoff's Victims Listed, they said:

I am going to sit here and quietly exhale from my anus as I pretend to feel sympathy for people stupid and greedy enough to fall for this farce....

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On January 30, 2009 11:53 AM in Pencil This In, they said:

I am going to need selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors mixed into my drinks in order to cope with a Smith's speed dating event. That being said, SSRIs also prevent premature ejaculation in the unl...

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On January 30, 2009 11:21 AM in Questions About NJ Bird Kill, they said:

Why don't they target pigeons? Or do the farmers have a larger lobby than New Yorkers?...

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On January 14, 2009 8:35 PM in Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack, they said:

Silly hipsters from Brooklyn made them into what they are today. ...

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On January 7, 2009 1:52 PM in The Real World Approaches, they said:

It would not surprise me if MTV payed Jen to submit this saccharin garbage....

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On January 5, 2009 10:01 PM in Bronx Family Says NYPD Rang Their Bells to Ring in NYE, they said:

Trash!...