BlackieJones

I wish we could throw everything Jen Carlson writes into that dumpster....

Hey, how about that? The soccer fans at Giants Stadium can spell "please" and Jen Chung can't. I'm shocked....

Rude bitch....

Because his rental agency told him it was "East Williamsburg", that's why....

I had someone sit next to me on the subway yesterday that wore one. I immediately started coughing, sniffling and hacking stuff up. She moved quickly....

Oh my god. Jen would you PLEASE stop it with this "grifter" shit? NO ONE CARES....

Darwin got him early.......

Aaah yes...only three more days till Jesus pulls his zombie act. Hopefully I get a tweet when it happens....

Jon Steward annihilated you?...

Looks like eastern PA is getting a little tongue....

#3, there sure is! It makes you look just like this hot mamma!...

I guess he's no longer called "Mangenius", huh?...

God, I hope she cleaned up the mess she made in the cab after she gve birth......

40-50 times???? Wow, someone was PISSED at him!...

Good, now I can sleep at night....