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On November 29, 2009 8:43 AM in Accused Of Killing Two Pedestrians, S.I. Driver Out On Bail, they said:

Hang him, THEN deport him. And slap him a few times for his stupid alibi ... as if anyone would even want to steal a white Ford Econoline van!...

On November 25, 2009 5:22 PM in "Nude" Skater Hits Rockefeller Ice, they said:

Felix, you need to get out there and show them all. Toss on that ecru bodysuit and a pair of tofu skates and prance like a polyester fairy princess. ...

On November 24, 2009 3:38 PM in Pharmaceutical Pulls Swine Flu Vaccine From Canada, they said:

Fucking wonderful. Why does this shit always happen after I've had a flu shot. And in Canada no less. ...

On November 24, 2009 3:33 PM in Boy with Asperger's Syndrome Rides Subway for 11 Days, they said:

Who said he was ugly?...

On November 24, 2009 3:24 PM in Straphanger Who Pulled Emergency Brake Comes Forward, they said:

"You should have let me sit down" Yeah that's a good reason to murder someone. A good lawyer can really run with that one....

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