Banana

what kind of umbrella is worth $5,000?...

friends of mine rave about maggie brown's, but honestly i've had better. this is a step up from diner food, but only in the sense that they use ingredients usually used in better dining establishments...

god i hate new york...

sooo...how come the gothamist baby hitler hasn't commented yet? ...

hate crime? of course it is! this is a malicious act towards the poor guy who had to pick a shit smeared book out of a toilet. ...

giving the baby back to the 14 year old mother, who got pregnant by a 27 year old, has got to be the worst thing to do. ...

what a piece of sh*t. ...

locksmiths are freaking vultures. this guy just should've kicked his door down....

he may be a dumbass, kearnj, but at least it's a clean ass. my favorite part is that he spent part of the money on failed investments. how ironic!...

what a terrible way to die...and on vacation too! ...

so can you just hide 5 out of the 10 plates you took in your purse or something, just to swindle the place?...

how disgusting and disturbing, you could hear the guy's bones crack. which is worse, getting shot in the middle of a fight or getting run over? ...

because you know, the cops have nothing better to do than to harass people for doing legal activities. ...

ok everybody, let's just sit at home in the silence and knit sweaters, shall we?...

if you guys didn't start off the comments this way, we would have had another barrage of stick-up-the-ass posts exactly like the no-pants article. thank you! (i'm not being sarcastic)...