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On September 19, 2009 6:54 AM in Little Ducks Taunted By Little Kids in Brooklyn, they said:

What race were the children? ...

On May 12, 2009 4:07 PM in NYPD Breaks Record for Stop and Frisk Interrogations , they said:

Sounds hot....

On March 13, 2009 11:03 AM in Cellphone Driver Ticket Blitz Busts Thousands, they said:

You want to see a mobile phone driving nightmare, try driving along Coney Island in Brooklyn on a Sunday. Hasids, cell phones, and cars do not mix....

On November 11, 2008 3:25 PM in Police Search for Rapist Targeting Women at Union Square, they said:

Three attacks on one day? That guy has some stamina! You know what they say, rape an asian and an hour later, you feel like raping again. ...

On November 3, 2008 10:57 AM in "JewBerry" Lets Observant Pray by PDA, they said:

Their next invention is a cell phone attachment that automatically cuts holes into sheets....

On September 19, 2008 1:21 PM in Woman Turns Tables on Upskirt Perv!, they said:

In twenty years, The 20-something women on hollaback are going to be the same 40-somethings who whine about being "invisible" to men....

On August 23, 2008 11:50 AM in Prostitute Murdered in Boerum Hill, they said:

I'm assuming he finished before bonking her on the head. And the digg calls are slowing down the comments loading again....

On August 15, 2008 12:56 PM in Early Addition, they said:

Margaret Cho's cooch must look like an M-80 exploded on a slab of pot roast....

On July 16, 2008 1:59 PM in Man Finds Serrated Knife in Subway Sandwich, they said:

Lucky he didn't put the sandwich up his ass!...

On May 5, 2008 6:54 AM in New Trailer for The Dark Knight Released, they said:

Why do black people have to ruin movies like that? It's one of the reasons why white people think they're uncivilized....

On April 4, 2008 12:15 PM in City Council Budgeted $17.4 Million For Fake Groups, they said:

Quinn should've realized it when one of the groups was listed as "Kong Dong and French Tickler Foundation"...

On April 1, 2008 11:06 AM in Woody Allen Sues American Apparel, they said:

As Grammy Hall would say, "He's a real jew."...

On March 26, 2008 11:53 AM in A "Real Housewife" Goes to Cake Shop, they said:

Where is a precarious crane when you need one?...

On March 21, 2008 5:13 PM in Homophobia During Rangers Home Games, they said:

Toby: I think Oscar would like it if you used the word "lame" or something like that. Michael Scott: That's what "faggy" means!...

On March 21, 2008 5:00 PM in Feds Were/Are All Over Spitzer, they said:

What can you expect? He's a Harvard man....

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