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On September 16, 2008 5:41 PM in Blaine's Head Won't Explode During Stunt, they said:

"Blaine's Head Won't Explode During Stunt" Try feeding him firecrackers. :| ...

On September 16, 2008 5:27 PM in Missing Teacher Found in Water Rescue Off S.I., they said:

I feel kinda suicidal at the beginning of each school year myself. I sympathize....

On September 7, 2008 12:49 AM in Hanna Almost Here, they said:

"And you may ask yourself where is that terrible wind. And you may ask yourself how much rain will fall. And you may ask yourself when it will get here" :D Let the water hold me down......

On September 1, 2008 7:58 PM in Hotspot Delicatessen Finds Itself With a Leaky Roof, they said:

Well if you're going to design a building in a great big ol' toilet shape... I guess they're lucky Paul Bunyan hasn't been by....

On August 30, 2008 12:24 PM in Caption This!, they said:

1. HAIRBALL! 2. "Your mother sews socks that smell!" 3. "Emaginery ice creem, i haz it!" 4. "RAID!?!"...

On August 19, 2008 6:02 PM in Anti-Energy "Drank" Set to Sedate NYC Tomorrow, they said:

Valerian tastes nasty. It's gonna need a whole lot of artificial something to cover it up. I can't even stand to smell it. :p However, the idea of an anti-energy drink cracks me up, but Dog knows ...

On August 13, 2008 10:17 PM in Dylan Going Back to New York City Tonight, they said:

Does this mean he's not going to raise him an army of tough sons of bitches? :(...

On August 12, 2008 6:41 PM in Russia Halts Military Action, Says Georgia "Has Been Punished", they said:

"Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century," Why doesn't lightening strike him?...

On August 12, 2008 6:24 PM in Dylan Going Back to New York City Tonight, they said:

I wish I could go. He's in my old neighborhood too. Bob Dylan has always been worth seeing, and I've been lucky enough to see him a few times. Yay Bob! :) ...

On August 11, 2008 7:01 PM in Mark David Chapman Gets Conjugal Visits; Up for Parole, they said:

Gee, MDC gets to spend time with his wife? That's more than John Lennon gets to do. They should have ended that waste of resources 20 years ago. Lethal injection. I *hate* this guy....

On August 10, 2008 10:49 AM in John Edwards: "I Made a Serious Error in Judgment", they said:

I liked it back in the old days when I didn't know who politicians were screwing. :p...

On August 10, 2008 10:39 AM in Rotten Food No Matter Where You Turn, they said:

I usually find a can go a whole 90 minutes without eating. 8o...

On August 1, 2008 6:55 PM in Drag Queens Suing Rockefeller Center, they said:

Oh for fug's sake, give some people the teeniest bit of power and they wield it with everything they've got. :p If a person has gone to all the trouble to get a pageant banner done up, she is going...

On August 1, 2008 6:30 PM in Rally Against Violence in Williamsburg's South Side, they said:

Take a Bible and a baseball bat... ...

On July 31, 2008 6:08 PM in Waiters' Horror Stories Range from Spit to Sex, they said:

Lower Manhattan, I just read an old post by you about another poster's avatar. If there's an image that's offensive and you're on a PC, you can right click on it and select Filter This Image, and it...

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