Struggling City Homeowners Can Pay Water Bills Late
For all those New Yorkers at risk of foreclosure Mayor Bloomberg says, it's OK, you can pay your water bills late. His new program allows homeowners who already owe $1,000 in water bills to freeze their penalties and unpaid interest. The city will recoup the money when the properties are sold or refinanced, reports the Daily News. "What this is trying to do is to help people, not to bail out everyone. The city just can't do that," Bloomberg said. But daaad...
State Senate Votes Against Plan To Hold Terror Trial In NYC
The list of opponents of the plan to hold the trials of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and four other suspect terrorists in a Lower Manhattan courthouse keeps getting longer. Due to concerns about security, cost, and trial's possible impact on the lives of Manhattan residents, the state Senate passed a resolution today urging the federal government to try the suspects in military tribunals, not civilian courts, according to 1010WINS. The advisory vote comes as the Obama administration appears to be considering moving the trial out of Manhattan—but not necessarily out of civilian courts. Meanwhile, tomorrow's planned City Council hearing on the terror trial has been postponed due to the pending snowpocalypse.
Bad Human Mugs Good Dog
Are things really that bad that mugging dogs is now something that is actually happening? FIPS reports that a pup named Lexie was recently left outside for just a moment while her human went to buy milk inside Ace Supermarket on Union and 7th in Park Slope. When the owner came back out, around 6.30 p.m., Lexie's little green coat had been ripped right off her body! We couldn't agree more with the owner's sentiment: "WHAT. THE. FUCK??? I mean, who does that?" Maybe it was a dog-on-dog crime? Anyway, on the upside, at least Lexie was unharmed.
Jersey Shore Relocates To South Beach
Looks like Miamist will have to come out of hiatus... the Jersey Shore cast is moving to Florida for season two! South Beach, to be exact. How will America's Favorite Guidos & Guidettes do in a city that's probably a bit more class than trash (at least in comparison to dirty Jersey)? Stay tuned! Filming starts in May, and in the meantime, TMZ has been intercepting letters from the show's producers to find out some of the locations they're scouting.
Brooklyn Man Loses Tires, Finds Them on Craigslist
Craigslist giveth and Craigslist taketh away—last week a thief experienced both when he tried to pass off stolen tires via the web classifieds, and ended up delivering them back to the their former owner. On February 3rd the victim told cops that someone had taken the rims and tires from his 2008 Infiniti, which he'd parked on East 71st Street in Manhattan. The next day he logged onto the web classifieds to find a new set, reports the Post, and found a listing for his own stolen property, being sold by one Joel Walton. The victim, a Brooklyn resident, arranged to meet Walton in East New York and called the police for back-up. Cops cuffed the 21-year-old suspect and took him into custody. Now he'll need a lawyer, but luckily Craigslist has that covered, too.
New East Village Bar Calling All Horny Alcoholics
At the end of last month, the tolerable East Village watering hole Telephone Bar closed; it's being replaced by a new venture from the owners of such fratastic destinations as The Stumble Inn and Gin Mill. The change wouldn't really merit mention on its own, but EV Grieve has noticed that the future pub's name, The 13th Step, is more than a little tasteless. In Alcoholics Anonymous slang, the term is "used as a euphemism for inappropriate sexual advances by a member to a newcomer in AA." So, coming soon to Second Ave, the perfect place for booze and sex addicts to join together in a spirit of communal relapse! Now they just need a video poker machine so the gambling fiends won't feel left out.