Photos: Snuggle Bear Stares Creepily At Couple Renewing Vows
“Snuggle is all about adding that extra touch to your laundry that signifies love,” says the VP of marketing for a company that sells electrically conductive, lubricating chemicals to coat your clothing. On Friday, that "extra touch" was having the Snuggle Bear act as "Best Bear" and "Ring Bear-er" for a couple renewing their wedding vows in Times Square.
There is something deeply compelling about contrasting the sheepish, red-blooded couple with Snuggle Bear's piercing, expressionless gaze. He could be presenting a ring, or cutting your car's brakes while you sleep, or doing one-handed pullups while chain smoking and calling your grandmother and breathing heavily and hanging up as soon as she demands to know who keeps calling. It's impossible to tell how he's feeling; there are no eyebrows.
This couple seems very sweet. Just don't turn your back on him, not even for a second.
