Finally, Yankees F*ck Me High Heels

Hey, lady Derek Jeter fans, have you been wondering what kind of shoes to wear when you douse yourself with Yankees perfume? Then perhaps these 5 1/4" suede high heels from Herstar will fit the bill!

The shoe company, apparently going for "The Real Housewives Of The South Bronx" demographic, says these shoes are ONLY available through pre-order: "PLEASE BE CERTAIN YOU WANT THESE SHOES BEFORE YOU BUY. Due to demand, these shoes are currently available by Pre-Order ONLY. You should expect to wait a minimum of 8 weeks. On occasion this time can me shorter or longer. We have no control over these time frames as they are set by the manufacturer. Once you complete payment you cannot be refunded, your payment goes directly to the manufacturer to fund production. If you insist on a refund you will have to pay a 30% processing fee to cover the manufacturer's costs. PLEASE only purchase if you are prepared to wait for this seasons hottest sports item. We want only to satisfy our customers." Also it is not guaranteed that wearing these shoes will get onto the express lane to the Derek Jeter parting basket.

Herstar also offers these $99 pumps in colors for Detroit Tigers, Boston Red Sox, Philadelphia Phillies, Milwaukee Brewers, St. Louis Cardinals, San Francisco Giants and Tampa Bay Rays. SFist asked one style expert about the Giants version, "I read recently that SF Giants fans are more likely than Oakland As fans to also be fans of Snooki. I thought that was weird, but now I believe it!"

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By Jen Chung in Arts & Entertainment on February 24, 2012 2:45 PM

Comments [rss]

Peter Rosa

It's not uncommon to see women in porn wearing high heels and nothing else, so ... oh wait, I'm not supposed to be watching porn, never mind.

Peanut_Butter

Lend me that shoe. I need something tacky for my bulletin board.

JenChungsBaby

A-Rod calls those "cleats."

WZA

So when are they coming out with Yankee tanning cream or Yankee hair gel?

J_Temperance

Oh, the chick stalking Cashman is going to love these!

JenChungsBaby

Pitchers, catchers and sluts report soon.

edgie168

I guess we know what else is going into that gift basket...

LesFleursDuMal

F*ck the Yankees. They are killing baseball with their free spending ways. Salary Cap!!!!

crusher153

so putting together a competitive team year after year is a bad thing?

yes the yankees spend money, not as much this year suprisingly. but you have to look at one thing, they have made the playoffs all but 1 year since 1996 and have taken home 5 rings in that time. every other team in the al east has gone up a level too. thats why you see great baseball when al east teams play each other (except maybe the orioles).

i'm sorry if you like the mets or some other team that sucks! maybe your team would be good too if they went after the best players year after year.

by the way militant conformist is 100% right. there is a salary cap. the yankees subsidize lower market teams (when their spending exceeds the cap) with millions but they would rather pocket the money than spend it on talent.