This is supposed to be appetizing, FYI (Facebook).
Is Harlem angling to be the next Times Square? Chain wise, maybe! Not only did the area just get the nation's first IHOP with a 24-hour takeout window but now the storied strip that is 125th Street is set to get Manhattan's first Red Lobster outside of the tourist trap on the Deuce. Soon, you'll be able to enjoy an Admiral's Feast before stopping by the Apollo. Yay?
Seriously though, the new Red Lobster will be a whale of a restaurant. 9,500-square-feet on two levels, the chain will have 300-seats to fill in the Harlem USA II development currently going up next door to the Apollo (and catty-corner from the first Harlem USA).
And while we are on the topic of Red Lobster... are we the only ones who still automatically think of Project Runway when ever it comes up? No?
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I so sympathize with the staff that has to serve this, umm, clientele.....
tsol
But, this can't be- everyone knows that "real" New Yorkers disdain suburban chain restaurants because they're not "authentic"!
Oh wait- it turns out that the vast majority of New Yorkers are more like the rest of America in their tastes than the narrow sliver of hipsters and wealthy white people in Manhattan and Brooklyn.
Gwinny
You should see how popular the Applebee's and Chuck E. Cheese on 125th are already. This Red Lobster will be a hit too.
tsol
I know- I used to work with a bunch of people from Harlem and the Bronx. They would crow about taking a hot date to Red Lobster.
Midnight Fapper
i'm completely floored by the ignorance of the commenters. are you guys seriously asking why blacks love red lobster? sea food has been entrenched in black culture, soul food, etc. for many moons.
ok, red lobster... like 30 years ago it was actually a semi-legit seafood restaurant, primarily located in more affluent nabes, and the customers were predominantly white. during the 80s quality declined dramatically for a variety of reasons, and this was coupled with a dramatic shift in diner demographics.
the primary reasons blacks love the place:
1. lots of cheap, fattening fried food: grease, lard, and batter are a winning combination. 2. all you can eat offerings (how do you think sheniqua ballooned up to 450 pounds?) 3. majority of the employees are whites. blacks get to have power over the evil white crackkka muthafuckaz for a moment or two. 4. booze is served. 5. they don't discriminate at the door: pimps, drug dealers, etc. are all welcome. 6. the smell of fish reminds them of a black girl's pussy. 7. they think it's upscale. in the black michelin guide, it's a three star establishment. 8. they tolerate boisterous behavior. 9. numerous cultural references, especially in the crap, i mean rap community.
you can think of red lobster as being a 1995 mercedes s klasse. at one point in time, yes, it was a semi-decent car. fast forward to 2012, and now tyronne owns the chariot, 290k on the clock, with $0 down and 108 monthly payments. he's a legend in his own mind, believes his hooptie is special, thinks he's someone important, etc.
this restaurant opening will not end well. i guarantee you there will be a shooting/stabbing/brawl in the restaurant shortly after opening (maybe in the parking lot). darden is getting greedy and chasing short-term profits, this is going to be ugly. of course, the media will complete ignore the situation...
pendejito
Are you a African-American anthropologist? Where can I pick up one of your books?
TheRealCannibal
you guys should totally team up
Midnight Fapper
why, yes. during my tenure in the oakland/sf bay area, i studied the african-american community up close and personal. it was quite an adventure, like an urban safari! lemmy tell you, every day was a fucking blast!
And they neglected to blow your brains out during your "tenure"? My Brothers in Oakland are going to receive a tersely worded memo about this serious breach of protocol.
Midnight Fapper
in the oak town, i delivered more tuneups than i can remember. no joke, my fists still smell like murray's grease from all the heads i busted.
coolmikeperry
You must have had a gun, a badge and whole precinct to back you up, Tough Guy
Midnight Fapper
you crusin' for a brusin' there chief? i clean clocks at gleanson's for shits and giggles. you can't miss me: two foot long dick and balls the size of grapefruits.
i am your king. the midnight fapper.
TheRealCannibal
oh
hanbush
for a second i thought i saw 24 hour red lobster takeout window. even though red lobster may not be the best, if youre drunk as fuck at 4am, shrimp scampi in a go cup seems tastier than shady ass mcdonalds.
dogbertt
Can one of our resident urban sociologists please answer the burning AfAm-RL connection query?
I was dragged to the Times Square location once (first time at a Red Lobster) and I was surprised to see that the people eating there were overwhelmingly African-American, so it makes sense to put a location in Harlem. Does anyone know why it's such a hit with African-Americans? I honestly have no idea why it would be this national chain restaurant and not Olive Garden, Chilis, Applebees, etc.
coolmikeperry
Harlem has had an Applebee's for several years.
SonnyBobiche
Oops, I asked the same question before realizing that you had already done it before me.
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