Video: Man Pees On Subway Seats

We've been down this golden road before, but it's always worth remembering that one man's subway seat is another man's urinal. Here's recently uploaded documentation of an individual micturating on this fair city's subway seats, just as the train pulls into the station at Jay Street-MetroTech. The appalled witness who shot the video sums the scene up succinctly in one word: "Despicable."

Of course, it's easy to be a Monday morning urine-back and say the pisser should have at least had the courtesy to relieve himself between cars, but then he would have had to leave his bags unattended! And to his credit, the urinator doesn't exactly seem proud of his behavior, unlike some people who do this sort of thing for sport.

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By John Del Signore in News on January 30, 2012 1:45 PM

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GregJG

Both of them are derelicts of society anyway. One pisses on a seat and the other records it for his YouTube collection. His vocabulary needs much help also. I hope for the day I don't have to see these pos anymore.

dizzy5

look under the seat for the pos, or behind the poles at the end of the platform. Pee ON the seat, poop underneath please...Watch the closing doors, bing bong.

Midnight Fapper

Try relocating to another country – problem solved.

dizzy5

relocating who?

Detex

hanging here is not helping her cause...

LICnative

He's got like 37 thousand empty bottles in those bags. Use of of those.

LtWorf

Urine is sterile. He's sterilizing the seats.

DogtheBountyHunter

I guess this finally settles my suspicion that if I smell urine, I should remain standing and not lean on anything.

dizzy5

check your diaper, too.

AGWAGW

I think you basically have to assume anything in the city up to a height of 4 feet has been peed on at least once. The truth will set you free.

Peanut_Butter

Including a midget who loves golden showers...

Detex

Like he said, everything up to 4'

AGWAGW

They prefer the term "little people".

dizzy5

...little pee-ple, wot?

whitecastlerock

At least he didn't put his dirty feet on the seat...

Peanut_Butter

To tourists: you ain't seen nothing until you've seen this.

Peanut_Butter

Bum to self: "I'll be damned if I'm getting a ticket for going between the cars!"

SpideySense

Pretty gross behavior. In his defense though, except for the Herald Square stop, I don't know of any subway station that has a toilet that is open to the public.