my friend would just blast some whitesnake on repeat facing their wall when she left for the day.

His way of dealing is funny.

Yes, this is a noisy city. But I'm so tired of "you live in NYC/you asked for it/if you don't like it, then move" shtick. I've lived here 15+ years --- but that doesn't mean I want to, or should have to, live in an uncivil city. Because things happen here doesn't make them the norm, or acceptable to those around us. Just like I don't want to have to watch for dog dog shit that an owner didn't pick up because they don't care about anyone around them, I don't want to hear neighbors having loud sex at ridiculous hours. I think a little bit of consideration, when you're the one screwing, or the one with the shitting dog, goes a long way.

The mindset of learned apathy in our city, as means of survival, is ridiculous.

dude needs a girlfriend hahaha

Perhaps pleasure yourself on their apartment door? Mark your territory to send a message.

Did this guy not go to college??? He's TERRIBLE at quarters. Meanwhile, ironically I am watching this as my walls are shaking while my neighbors are having sex. 

We had this a few years ago. My husband and I would alternate between applauding or booing (at random, we didn't care) after their performance. I think it freaked them out since the lady, who I totally could have been friends with if she had a friggin sense of humor, would always turn scarlet and run away if she saw me in the hall. 

It's always the shy ones...

I'm surprised nobody's suggested this tactic.
http://xkcd.com/368/ 

Thank you XKCD for existing.

Sorry, this is what I meant: 
http://xkcd.com/316/

My friend had a "lady" living above him who entertained many men. Her sex moans sounded like a ghost. WhhhhhOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOO! (rattling chains)

Was it always on Tuesdays with the rattling chains?  'Cause that'd be me. 

Apologize to your friend if that's the case. And let 'em know their neighbor's a freak in bed.

Sometimes I was a loud neighbor (he had told my roommate he could hear me). For weeks after he would look at me like he knew this secret (he didn't know she had told me what he said). So I was waiting for him to say something, and when he finally did, I replied to him, "Well, I know my roomy gives you "happy endings" after you pay for your massages."  See, sometimes it's not nice to "zing" your neighbor, cause we got sh*t on you too. 

So the point of the story is that you and your room mate are a couple of ho's

um.. pics of your roommate?

Just bought these today actually

http://www.sleepphones.com/

 Do they work?

4 out of 5 stars Everthere. Works as advertised ... although there is a minimal chance that the speaker portion could move away from your ears if you toss and turn and the headband moves.

For the most part though, solid product and glad I got it.

"What has four arms and four legs and is currently gettin' it on next door? It's my neighbors."

This guy needs to get laid.

Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing.  I'd do him