The majestic Opizzera in its native environment

Oh sure, science hasn't quite been able to create real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles yet, but they've made amazing strides in creating other hybrid animals, such as Zebroids (horse/zebra), Ligers (lion/tigers) and Wholphins (whale/dolphin). Judging by the awesome video below, it seems a new hybrid is already in existence: The Opizzera (opera singer/pizza slinger).

The video, which was taken at Stage Door East Deli and Pizzeria in Farmingdale, was originally posted on Reddit, and the uploader notes: "We told the cook it was our friend Nicole's birthday. He sang her a song. Show this man some love!" And don't worry: at :50, the girl is saying his name, not "shut up" as it sorta sounds like. Seeing this video has really made us re-think our decision to never leave the apartment again after discovering the ultimate homemade pizza margarita recipe.