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Another Photo Proves Once Again That McDonald's Fries Will Outlast Us All

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via Reddit

When fast food refuses to age, we just can't look away. It's horrifying! Yet here we are again gazing upon it like we're standing in front of the Mona Lisa. This masterpiece was found on Reddit, and shows one jar containing KFC fries and the other containing McDonald's fries, both sealed off in 2008. Here we are just over three years later and the McDonald's fries don't look like they've aged one day.

Sure, this has all been done before (check out this video of aging McProducts from 2007), but fries not getting old never gets old (nor does hamburgers never getting old). But maybe to spice things up, next time someone can taste the three-year-old fries? We need to go next level with this experiment, people. [via Animal]

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  • At this point if you are still eating at McDonald in general - the aliens are going to kill you on 12 21 2012

  • taracorinne

    Moisture, my friends, is what makes things rot.  Salt removes even more moisture.  If you fry something hot enough, it can dry it out even further.

    This is what's behind fast foods being so long lasting-- they are low in moisture, high in salt, and generally cooked a long period of time. 

    You'll never see the Angus burger, a chicken sandwich, or oatmeal from McDonald's in any of those tests because they are too moist.  These experiments are very misleading.

  • edgie186

    re-read.

  • paniculture

    On the DVD Extras for "Super-size Me", Spurlock did a similar test with various junk food brands. The McDonald's fries, then, also, did not decompose after numerous weeks.

  • TWaller

    Are you serious? I'm supposed to believe this little "experiment?"  OK, let's get all peer-reviewed on this.  I need irrefutable documentation and proof that some idiot didn't just put fresh fries in a jar and throw a label on it that says 2008.  No?  And I'm supposed to believe this?

    Suuuure.  And look, this magic book says that GOD wrote it, and that the earth is 2000 years old, and that you're allowed to murder your cheating wife!  That's real, too!!!  Wow!!!111!!1!!!!

  • luke_1

    It is just a gothamist link, dude. If you care so much, then do the "experiment" yourself. I've no reason to believe it is a ruse. Save the peer-review shit for something important, not "research" you can conduct by handing over two dollar bills to some fast food cashier.

  • kimpossibble

    I thought KFC was a purveyor of "potato wedges" rather than fries.  Those don't look particularly wedge-like.

  • Legione13

    Although I'd hate to admit that I know this, you're correct. They have potato wedges, not fries, and I concur with your assessment of their appearance.

    The Colonel's troops might've staged this.

  • And look how they dated the date.  Looks European to me.

  • Gothampc

    Why not perform a real test?  Put both fries in a jar filled with stomach acid and see what their shelf life is.

  • Gepap

    That isn't the point - the point is that for food not to break down for that long it must be either totally saturated with salt or chemical preservatives of some type. Food decays when some other living things decide to eat it before us. 'Food' not decaying means no other life has deemed that substance as edible.

  • 'Food not decaying' actually means no other life has worked out how to break it down yet. Once upon a millenia or two (and a half) ago, tree's did not decay. Just a point, good one or not

  • EyeCorporations

    What's on fries? Salt! The oldest preservative there is.

  • Gepap

    You think there was no salt on the KFC fries?

    If its only salt that is responsible for this, then the question is just how much damned salt are on McDonald fries

  • EyeCorporations

    KFC doesn't actually have fries, they have potato wedges which are thicker and retain moisture. They are also seasoned, not salted.

  • Gepap

    KFC had fries back in 2008, which is when this food was bought, as the picture shows.

  • EyeCorporations

    Congrats on making stuff up instead of actually reading and learning. Science, it works.

  • Gepap

    Salt is one of the main ingredients (if not the main one) in most seasoning mixes. God, you are an idiot.

  • EyeCorporations

    No shit, but seasoning is not just salt.

    http://web.archive.org/web/200...

    No fries in 2008.

  • Gepap

    The fact that seasoning has other things besides salt does not change things- its not like any of the other spices added counteract the salt.

    Also, you continue to be wrong about fries. KFC had fries, in fact they still have fries - outside the US. KFC does happen to be a global brand. Nothing in that post above says that experiment is being done by someone in the US - and given the way the date was written (Day, month, year as opposed to Month, day, year), why would you assume it had to be in the US?

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