Wow when I saw the screen shot of the photo, I thought the hipster was mauled by New Yorkers and killed on the spot. Maybe she needs to take a trip to Philly and wear a rangers jersey.

at this point I only click on the GWAD posts to read the comments

Not a fan of this....

look at meeeeeee!!  look at meeeeee!! oh please!  I'm so artsy and cool and edgy!  Such a free spirit!!  Please someone pay attention!

Totally nailed it, bro.  Seriously, what do these dance performers think they're doing, dancing in front of an audience like that?  If you have to dance, do it by yourself in a dark room, you needy weirdo.  

This reminds me of the other day when I went up to a bus driver and was all like "Oooh! I'm driving a bus!  Pay me money to drive around the city! Durrrr!"

This has inspired me to heckle more people for doing their jobs.

Just whatever you do, don't heckle your mom while she's letting people shit in her mouth in the starbucks bathroom, the line is long enough as it is!

That is beautiful.  Would you make that into a knit portrait for me?

what have you ever made?

oil/arcylic/watercolor paintings (both representational and abstract), pencil/charcoal drawings, (plein aire landscape, portraiture, and figure study, and still life) high 8 films, television show bits, albums of photography (printed and developed myself, both color and black and white, plus hand colored black and white, and sepia) crochet and knit portraits, clothing, small leather goods, japanese ink paintings, mosaics, stained glass windows, stuffed animals, enameled jewelry, thrown and hand formed pottery, sculpture from bone, semiprecious stone jewelry, archival quality book binding and restoration, illuminated manuscripts on vellum and parchment, lithographs, gilded items, countless display items and visual props for major department stores.

And then theres all the charcuterie and cooking.  it never stops.

If you require any of the above services, please convo me

i'm sure no one would ever consider your crochet and knit portraits or your sculpture made from bone to be at all pretentious and self-indulgent.

actually you are wrong there, they are totally self indulgent because I made them for myself, and have no plans to sell.  They have been shown in galleries and have won awards however. The crochet pieces were more blatantly offensive than pretentious.  Flaming bodies falling through the air and all...

*actually though, lithography is pretentious as hell. Thats why I don't usually tell people I know how. Its fucking shameful.
:)

"I wrote and directed a hit play, so i'm not sweatin' it either"

I also totally invented post-its and toaster strudel.

Look at meeee! I can write a snarky comment from the comfort of my desk! Pay attention to me, I am in the top 50!!!

Just looked at your history and about 90% of your comments are snarky and negative.  

Are you defensive because you're a hipster?

umm, isn't that the point of a discussion forum ?

hold on while i get my popcorn and get comfy to watch this shit show that's about to start

She never even went to the most important place to teach and spread the word of dancing for the too scared too cool generation...
Rock Concerts

Second to that would be any bar with a jukebox.

In 1950 there were over 1000 cabarets licenses in New York - people would just put a song in a jukebox and dance.
When Guilani was finished with his terms - there was less than 50.

Thank for brightening my day!

...is what I'd say if I liked it when people try too hard.