Guy Fieri's Kewl Jewels Are Off-Da-Hook

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Guy Fieri's such a busy guy these days—between riffing on poop and teaching Cheech Marin how to cook, it's a wonder he's had any time to design an entire jewelry line at all! And yet, somehow, inexplicably, he has, and it's probably best to just let him explain it to you himself:

"This stuff is off-da-hook. It's some killer bling. There's a dog tag, cufflinks, a bracelet—the works. It'll make for a kewl gift for the holidays. Guy!" Yes, that is actually how Guy Fieri signs off on his correspondence—by getting very, very excited over his own name. Don't shoot the messenger, just go online and pick up your killer kewl steel ball chain right this way. It goes great with the Kardashian's virgin saint earrings! [via LA Times]

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By Jamie Feldmar in Food on December 22, 2011 2:36 PM

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mitch cumstien

Why can't anyone beat the shit out of this gross sack of used dildos and steal his bicycle or hummer..

CurmudgeonNYC

You just know this douche still lives like it is 2007...driving around in a hummer, wearing shirts with eagles and swords on them, and asking his stylist if a faux-hawk would look good on him.

Joe Teutonico

Heh heh. I was actually thinking more like 1997.

TheRealCannibal

When will his own line of Smashmouth shirts be available?

krinklecutfires

Every time someone uses the word "kewl," the universe drowns a kitten.

jibbly

Kewl storee, brah.

Rocknrope

Hell with NY news, I'm ordering my kewl ball chain right g-d now!

Mac

I rarely comment and hate when people use the "what does this have to do with NY?" comment, BUT....

What the hell does this have to do with NY?

This is story from the LA fucking Times. Gothamist....wtf?