Wow. IF I ever am on a plane that has to make a wheels-up landing, may I get a pilot that's as good as this one - well-done! 
*stands on chair, applauds*

and a landing strip was especially prepared... that's what she said.

why not land on grass next to the runway? less friction & sparks.

Captain Sullenbergerski to the rescue!

Great, this is exactly what I needed to see 3 hours before I get on a plane, thanks.

Remember planes don't crash often...they only crash once.

Lightning never strikes twice...except when it does.

great video - imagine what that sounded like! 

It probably sounded something like "boeing, boeinga"

i just looked at the photo and got this.
4 hours later- not too shabby.

The sound of a lot of people silently praying.

And soiling themselves.

while gorging on vodka.

beating off, plummeting to their certain doom

 And chain-smoking.

Shouldn't it have landed in the bed of a Nissan full-size pickup?

good one.

How the heck did it land in one piece? Unbelievable. 
I say let's outsource piloting our planes to the Poles, just like we outsourced driving our cabs to Pakistanis. 

Gears up landings aren't uncommon, if done right you're very likely to survive. 

Also you need to learn what outsourcing means

Most of the gear up incidents I've seen in the news, at least one landing gear deployed to soften the impact.  This is the first time I've seen a jumbo jet landing with 0 landing gear.