If Life & Style says it, it must be true! For today's roundup of Kim Kardashian-related happenings, we have some good news, some bad news, and some very metrosexual news. Let's begin!
The Good News: Happy Birthday, Kim! Today is Kardashian's 31st birthday, and she spent it right here in New York, visiting the Museum of Natural History with nephew Mason.
The Bad News, Part 1: Good Day Dallas anchor Tim Ryan hates Kim so much that he not only refused to wish her a "happy birthday," he also refused to even say her name aloud.
The Bad News, Part 2: Oh, also, Kim's barely-eight-weeks-old marriage to Kris Humphries might be, like, totally falling apart: yesterday, Kardashian's agent dropped Humphries as a client, and today pictures emerged of Humphries moving cardboard boxes out of a Manhattan hotel WITHOUT HIS WEDDING RING. OMG!
The Slightly Disturbing News: After all that manly physical labor with the boxes, Humphries was caught getting a pedicure.
So, there you have it: all of the Kardashian news from the past week, compiled into one easy-to-digest package. If you made it through all of this, go pour yourself a drink.
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