Listen: Mike Tyson Gets Gross Talking About Sarah Palin And Glen Rice

Well, that's rather offensive! Last week reports surfaced that, according to a new tell-all book, Sarah Palin once bedded NBA player Glen Rice. And because this is former VP candidate and half-term Alaskan governor Sarah Palin we're talking about, the story got lots of media attention. And among all those talking heads it seems that one Mike Tyson gets the cake for most offensive public response, which he gleefully shared with KWWN, ESPN's Las Vegas affiliate.

Ready to start your week off feeling dirty? Let's cut to the NSFW, highly unpleasant, tape:

Beyond adding "wombshifter" into our lexicon (it isn't even on UrbanDictionary, yet!) its hard to take much beyond sadness from quotes like "“Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening guy. You want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Let’s get that donkey in here now. [laughter] Just imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping. Yeehaw!”

Ignoring the fact that Mike Tyson is about the last person in the world who should be speaking about political figures, this is pretty disheartening. You'd think by this point somebody would have taught the pigeon-loving boxing champion a tiny bit of self-censorship. Oh, wait. Mike Tyson. Never mind!

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By Garth Johnston in News on September 19, 2011 11:56 AM

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Joe America

Why does ANYBODY give a RATS ASS about what has been Mike Tyson has to say? Mike, go back to raising your sorry ass pigeons and trying to feel like your relevant.

TeXan1111

Joe

looks like Sarah could use some more of the womb activity. I guess she believed in birth control back then otherwise she had AB.

Eddie Porter

he was joking

BelindaG

Funny as hell.

carltonwest

Rapist & cannibal Mike Tyson is no more "gross" than Joe McGinniss, Andrew Sullivan, Bill Maher, "Louis CK" and a long list of sicko Sarah-bashers.

VN_VET

you support that low life palin.....

Joe America

That's right a-hole, we do!

Stjulien Lepauvre

Since S.P. ruined McCain's chances (or he ruined it himself), along with her absurd teen sex 'abstinence,' it seems we're due another laugh at her benefit. Queen of Hypocrisy?

airtech1

Pity Mike, the lost soul.
He's still never recovered from Cus's death ... downhill, warp speed, decades since.

CHarles Feney

Ice on Rice

Sarah, the info babe, didn't think twice
When she had her first chance to entice
A black basketball star
'Cause she loved that coal tar
So she hit iit like she was "White on Rice"!

CHarles Feney

The Beast in Sarah

In Alaska, a newsgirl named Sarah
Whose loins were a steamy caldera
Let one of the black wolverines
Get into her jeans
And use her garage to park his big black Pantera.

Sarah said "That car's got the juice!,
And it fits in this garage real loose"!
But the Wolverine had to go,
And then Sarah, don't you know
True to form, started dating a Moose!

Then "Mama Griz" decided to marry
Her sweetheart polar bear, just white ordinary.
Now "Once you go Black,
You never go back!"
Is liable to give Todd his first coronary!

Then Mama Griz, the political over achiever
Put some ice on her hot Alaskan beaver.
But now we al know
That there's more to her show
'Cause this candidate once had "Jungle Fever"!