Last night Stephen Colbert took a moment to analyze yesterday's NY Post cover, which featured a woman in a red dress seductively smoking a cigarette next to the headline "Crazy stox like a hooker's drawers, UP, DOWN, UP." As Colbert explains, it makes perfect sense, and he thinks more NY Post covers should explore this prostitute/"drawers" analogy:

"London like a hooker's genitals... BURNING!" is pretty hard to top, but we're sure you commenters can give it a shot. Ooh ooh, here's one: "Subway system like a hooker's childhood home... BROKEN"