Drunk Teenager Pees On 11-Year-Old Girl On Worst Flight Ever

The JetBlue redeye from Portland to JFK made a strong bid for Worst Flight Ever yesterday, when a drunk 18-year-old boy allegedly peed all over a 11 year-old girl in her seat, which did not go over well with her father. Oh, and then someone puked.

Robert Vietze managed to down eight (!) alcoholic drinks before "stumbling from his seat" five rows behind the girl, who was sleeping when Vietze took it upon himself to treat her as the lavatory. The girl's father, who had temporarily left the girl to use the actual lavatory, returned and caught Vietze "midstream." He promptly started screaming, according to a witness, yelling "Fuck that kid!" and "looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face." Kindly flight attendants intervened and moved Vietze to the back of the plane.

But the fun wasn't over yet! A few hours later, another passenger, complaining of chest pains, thew up all over himself. The crew spent the remainder of the flight trying desperately to clean the place up, "raiding the liquid soap container." Ew. Upon landing, Vietze was greeted by four cops and issued a federal summons for indecent exposure. Just send him to Jersey City—he'll fit right in!

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By Jamie Feldmar in News on August 11, 2011 10:04 AM

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Chuck Baggett

18 year old boy? 18 year old man.

Rosser1

I've never had a redeye that wasn't horrific... always a screaming baby, a guy getting way too drunk, a shoulder-sleeper...

They should run special redeye flights for people ages 21-65 where it's mandatory for everybody to take a Xanax or Ambien before takeoff. Think of what a lovely flight that would be!

RalphE

"Robert never pees on 11-year-olds at home!"

dante

This boy is from Green Mountain Valley School. Im not surprised by any of this...spoiled brats. These kids think theyre elite athletes but all they are is fucking obnoxious. Send your kids out west people!

bobloblawslawblog

Lawsuit in Aisle 5!

Ragingsemi

I'll tell you what, if I was the father and I came across that, I would have killed that kid then and there, with whatever plastic utensils were at my disposal.

Mary O'Shaughnessy

And I don't think a convicting jury could be found.

purp

COME AT ME BRO

scallywag

I tell ya: with all these news stories coming out day to day about the trauma that happens when flying, I have a right mind never to fly again. Nope, it’s the Greyhound for me. Those are my people: the passengers that call out at any stop whatsoever, without fail, “Driver, time for a smoke?!” Salt of the earth, those folks. Not to mention you’re so desensitized to passengers puking and pissing and drinking and whatever else that you just don’t mind, nor does it pass for news.http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/...

purp

The fact that you're saying you would ever ride a Greyhound shows me you've never ridden a Greyhound.

H.e. Pennypacker

he's 18, he's no longer a juvenile, and will forever have the fact that he pissed on an 11 year old girl on his record. good job robert!

Carrie Smith

How did an 18 year old down 8 alcoholic drinks? Is there no drinking age on planes?
I read this story elsewhere it said a 17 year old boy from VT peed on a 3 year old girl, so I googled it and found this.

Jim C

The heck with this ... let's get naked at the airport!

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Jim C

It seems they let just anyone fly these days... and, considering the present state of the American public, we can safely say that 95% of airline passengers therefore have no class.

Rob T Firefly

Silly kid, you can't get away with urinating on underage girls unless you're R. Kelly.

birdtird

Looks like i picked the wrong week to stop pissing on kids

FU Boy

That kid can't handle his liquor. Amateur.

Lee Transue

Pretty sure it would've sucked more to be on flight 93.

TheDoctorWhoCuresCancer

That depends. If you were the 18-year-old drunk and I was the girl's father, this flight would have been worse for you than Flight 93.